Show Us Your Meat, and We'll Show You Ours

[JustinG]

Nah, simple is better. Just put some mustard in an "S" shape on the dog and you're set.

This guy gets it. Ketchup on hotdogs is for children. 

Chilli dogs are also approved, but definitely no ketchup on those.

I still eat goldfish and chicken nuggets. So I'll continue to eat like a child and put ketchup on my dogs. LIKE A FUCKING AMERICAN