this is all the same client. she's driving me out of my freakin skull. one of these super image-conscious pseudo-high-powered early 40's women that i have to deal with because i'm contracted on a job for a photographer i need to keep around. otherwise i would have walked from this weeks ago.
client: i need this by Friday, this is super important, they told me you can turn this around fast i hope they're right rawr rawr rawr
me: you got it *proceeds to bust ass to build out multiple drafts, turn around edits within an hour, take absurd phone calls*, here's the final draft all i need is your approval and you're done
client: *crickets for 3 weeks*
client: oh hey i'm back, i was busy doing important businessing. its perfect.
me: great
client: oh except for these 8 things
me: son of a bitch
client: i need all this on there (wall of text on a nice, open photo) but make it look clean
me: its crowded now but this is as good as its gonna get, lets not change this much because reasons and cost
client: this is too crowded
me: no shit *fixes it and it looks passable as good work again*
client: i like that you made the things smaller but also can you make them bigger
me: stahp
me: here is the graphic everything was arranged very carefully we don't have a millimeter to spare, i can't stress enough we don't have any more space without rebuilding the entire shot
client: whoops i forgot to send you our NEW corporate graphic that's twice as big can you please put it in the same tiny space but make it bigger
me: no
client: also need this ASAP
me: die ASAP
client: i can't read all the things
me: look at all the crap you want on here, if you want them legible its going to make the picture impossible to see
client: OK just make it a little bigger oh and here's more content i want
me: fine, here, now it looks like garbage
client: i love it
me: i hate you
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client: i need this by Friday, this is super important, they told me you can turn this around fast i hope they're right rawr rawr rawr
me: you got it *proceeds to bust ass to build out multiple drafts, turn around edits within an hour, take absurd phone calls*, here's the final draft all i need is your approval and you're done
client: *crickets for 3 weeks*
client: oh hey i'm back, i was busy doing important businessing. its perfect.
me: great
client: oh except for these 8 things
me: son of a bitch
client: i need all this on there (wall of text on a nice, open photo) but make it look clean
me: its crowded now but this is as good as its gonna get, lets not change this much because reasons and cost
client: this is too crowded
me: no shit *fixes it and it looks passable as good work again*
client: i like that you made the things smaller but also can you make them bigger
me: stahp
me: here is the graphic everything was arranged very carefully we don't have a millimeter to spare, i can't stress enough we don't have any more space without rebuilding the entire shot
client: whoops i forgot to send you our NEW corporate graphic that's twice as big can you please put it in the same tiny space but make it bigger
me: no
client: also need this ASAP
me: die ASAP
client: i can't read all the things
me: look at all the crap you want on here, if you want them legible its going to make the picture impossible to see
client: OK just make it a little bigger oh and here's more content i want
me: fine, here, now it looks like garbage
client: i love it
me: i hate you
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past: 03 Xterra SE 4x4 | 05 Impreza 2.5RS | 99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T | 01 Accord EX | 90 Maxima GXE | 96 Explorer XLT
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past: 03 Xterra SE 4x4 | 05 Impreza 2.5RS | 99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T | 01 Accord EX | 90 Maxima GXE | 96 Explorer XLT