WTB: Mini van to do burnouts with

[Senor_Taylor]

Hey all! Time to let the cat out of the bag, Tyler and I are buying the cheapest mini van we can find that will make it to VIR and back and we're going to do some stupid shit with it. 

Requirements:

• Less than $750
  
• Can be bought this week or next, driven to VIR, driven back, then thrown off a cliff or sold to someone else for more than $5
  
• Can fit a Moped in the back
  
• Relatively simple to work on (Nothing ancient, nothing like an E350) Preferably a Honda Odyssey or the like
  

Thanks!