03-30-2017, 05:57 PM
I heard this thing was slow.
Let me just post my for sale ad I made for you the last time you put it up for sale. Feel free to use it on craigslist.
Let me just post my for sale ad I made for you the last time you put it up for sale. Feel free to use it on craigslist.
Senor_Taylor Wrote:Do you like mullets and tripping acid? Do you love Nascar but also enjoy fresh beetz like Future and Drake? Do you like cars so loud that you can no longer hear fresh beetz like Future and Drake? Is your left foot broken? If you answered yes to any of those questions, I may possibly have the car for you!
Introducing: Scott's Camaro! This 2010 SS Cheverolet Camaro sports a fancy paint job that's sure to wow 16 year old girls at your local high school. It has a special autoflex job that shifts between so many colors that most women (and men) will be so confused and disoriented, that they'll never notice how ugly you are! It also comes with a fully built motor, including, but not limited to: pistons, head, block, hoses, radiator, alternator, spark plug, more hoses, wiper blade, and many more! It also has a forced induction turbo charger spool for much fast, wow! Putting down a whopping ????? horsepower, you're sure to melt the competition into the ground at your local dragstrip, that's if you can make it there on a single tank of gas! It features a state of the art automatic transmission with at least five (5) smooth gears, allowing you to go from grocery getter, to a weekend in jail and a suspended license quickly and easily! This wonderful machine comes with large tires the size of small countries at all corners, which is why this car is being sold. The current owner can not afford new rubber, so he is quickly liquidating assets. His loss is your gain! Also included is a harness bar and race seats! We'll even throw in the chronic lower back pain and nausea for free if you act now!
Accolades:
- This car has garnered many facebook likes and comments, with at least 10% of all comments not about mullets.
- This car holds the world record for most car talked about, but never seen in action. Verified by Guiness in May 2016
- This car also holds the record for simultaneously being the fastest and slowest car in Madison Motorsports at the same time. It is said to be a quantum car, in which its speed can not be measured.
- This car has received much recognition online, including such raving reviews as "Whoever is the jerk with the crazy colored Camaro with no mufflers driving by the bookstore and revving your engine, no one likes you and your car is too loud!"
Current bidding starts at one limited edition, microwave safe, Dale Earnhardt commemorative plate, but is expected to well exceed the value of 2 limited edition, microwave safe, Dale Earnhardt commemorative plates. Act quickly! <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/282132312818">http://www.ebay.com/itm/282132312818</a><!-- m -->
Current:
2011 F150 Platinum | 1995 BMW 325i | 1983 BMW 320i | The MMoped | 2008 BMW 128i
Past:
1996 Toyota Tacoma: | 1992 Mazda Miata | 2002 BMW 325i |
2003 Toyota Tacoma | 1995 Miata M Edition | 1997 Subaru Outback |
1992 Mazda Miata | 1990 BMW 325i | 2007 Toyota 4Runner |
1995 Ford Windstar | 1987 BMW 325i | 1987 BMW 325 | 1990 BMW 325i Vert |
2018 VW GTI | 1990 Mazda Miata | 1989 BMW 325i Vert | 2015 Fiesta ST | 1983 BMW 320i parts car
2011 F150 Platinum | 1995 BMW 325i | 1983 BMW 320i | The MMoped | 2008 BMW 128i
Past:
1996 Toyota Tacoma: | 1992 Mazda Miata | 2002 BMW 325i |
2003 Toyota Tacoma | 1995 Miata M Edition | 1997 Subaru Outback |
1992 Mazda Miata | 1990 BMW 325i | 2007 Toyota 4Runner |
1995 Ford Windstar | 1987 BMW 325i | 1987 BMW 325 | 1990 BMW 325i Vert |
2018 VW GTI | 1990 Mazda Miata | 1989 BMW 325i Vert | 2015 Fiesta ST | 1983 BMW 320i parts car