You know what I freaking love??

[SlimKlim]

Brake checking the Merc SUV tailgating you in your office's parking garage and hearing them lock up their wheels.

Had to pick up the better half at the airport a couple weeks ago. Dulles has that big stupid loop you have to keep cruising around if you're too early because they don't want too many cars parking in front of the doors and waiting for people. It's also a 15 mph road with signs warning you about radar monitoring, and usually no less than four cops within eyesight.

I'm staying in the left lane doing my best to keep it to 15-20 mph, someone is doing the same in the lane next to me, a dude in an Infiniti comes flying up behind me at 50mph, makes a point of waiting till the last second to slam on his brakes and starts waving his hands and having a hissy fit. We're just coming up to the building at this point, where all of the cops sit, and where the 15mph signs are.

I ease back a little more to really piss him off, roll down my window, point at the 15 MPH and Radar sign as I pass it and give him the thumbs up. I can basically see him blow a blood vessel and he starts giving me the finger and punching his steering wheel. I gave him a friendly wave out of the sunroof and continued doin' me.

Funnily enough we both ended up stopping to pick up our passengers at the same time at the same door. I made eye contact with him the entire time I was out of the car but suddenly he had a lot less to say to me. :dunno: