01-02-2017, 11:41 PM
I stopped in a jewelry store today to check out a watch. I didn't take a pic of it, but Douche McDoucherton who was helping me had one redeeming quality - he insisted I try on this Monaco. I have the say, the watch is pretty sexy. I don't know if it's my style, but my wife actually picked it out of the case and pointed it out to me while I was doing something else. She agrees anyone wearing this would get mad tail.
![[Image: 15800275_10154000959876744_5509788516276...e=5921CF89]](https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15800275_10154000959876744_5509788516276824483_o.jpg?oh=62598bd40fd1357f63f6df2e39264103&oe=5921CF89)
We stopped in Nordstrom Rack a bit later and I took a quick look at the watches while the wife was checking out. Out of everything they had, this was really the only thing that piqued my interest. Fortunately, the case was scratched at 9 o'clock and I wasn't super happy with the fabric quality. I managed to come away spending no money, despite trying them on.
![[Image: 15874774_10154000959821744_1109599825181...e=58DE0B0B]](https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15874774_10154000959821744_1109599825181400538_o.jpg?oh=39fc14869d9f241214c5b2430766075c&oe=58DE0B0B)
We stopped in Nordstrom Rack a bit later and I took a quick look at the watches while the wife was checking out. Out of everything they had, this was really the only thing that piqued my interest. Fortunately, the case was scratched at 9 o'clock and I wasn't super happy with the fabric quality. I managed to come away spending no money, despite trying them on.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth