09-21-2016, 02:37 PM
Ok I got one. Fucking car people. Specifically all the NOVA fucktards who consider the mere sight of another sporty car as a personal assault on their manhood, which they now must defend by driving in an excessively dangerous and retarded manner.
Example 1: Attempting to go to the bank on Sunday morning. Sitting at a light. A piece of white trash in a modded white Chevy SS pulls up behind me. Light changes. I accelerate like a normal person and shift into 2nd. Glance up and he's standing on his brakes to not fucking shove his shitty car's nose up my car's ass. I flick him off for riding my ass and he whips around me so he can try to stare me down with his beady little eyes from under his fucking flat brim. Like, i get it, your car is cool, my car is cool, why the fuck do you need to attempt to touch my cool car with your cool car? Surely you don't want yellow paint transfer all over the front of it?
Example 2: Turban wearing chucklefuck in a black E55. I'm cruising down the on ramp at 60 mph. He sees me from way back at the beginning of the on ramp and stands on it to catch up with me, then proceeds to blow my fucking doors off, ON THE RIGHT, at at least 100mph. All to beat me to the fucking traffic jam 200 yards up the highway.
So yea. I hate car people.
Example 1: Attempting to go to the bank on Sunday morning. Sitting at a light. A piece of white trash in a modded white Chevy SS pulls up behind me. Light changes. I accelerate like a normal person and shift into 2nd. Glance up and he's standing on his brakes to not fucking shove his shitty car's nose up my car's ass. I flick him off for riding my ass and he whips around me so he can try to stare me down with his beady little eyes from under his fucking flat brim. Like, i get it, your car is cool, my car is cool, why the fuck do you need to attempt to touch my cool car with your cool car? Surely you don't want yellow paint transfer all over the front of it?
Example 2: Turban wearing chucklefuck in a black E55. I'm cruising down the on ramp at 60 mph. He sees me from way back at the beginning of the on ramp and stands on it to catch up with me, then proceeds to blow my fucking doors off, ON THE RIGHT, at at least 100mph. All to beat me to the fucking traffic jam 200 yards up the highway.
So yea. I hate car people.
Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan
Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S