It's Friday and I'm bored

[ScottyB]

dieselthoughts

hello and welcome to Georgia! :roll:

Southeast Alpha Douchecanoe Starter Pack:



follow these easy instructions and you will be the coolest kid at the local Cabelas.
1.obtain diesel Big 3 truck and shit it up with:

• - pointless lift
  - LED lightbar (MUST HAVE THIS TO BE LEGIT COUNTRY)
  - bigass ugly wheels with excessive decorative rivets or chrome
  - ricer headlight neons
  - bed exhaust stacks
  - rear window decal consisting of 1 or all of the following (A) Browning deer logo, (B) UGA, Bama, Clemson, or Florida logo © kid pissing on rival truck manufacturer logo or cute statement about prius repellant

2. start saying stuff in normal conversation like "let 'er eat", "roll coal", and complain about Obama constantly

3. keep the truck spotless but claim you "take it out" on the trails

4. hard park at Home Depot, put random stuff in the bed, talk about how it "does work, son"

5. drive obnoxiously and make turbo spool as much as possible when around other people

you are now assimilated perfectly into our society as an Alpha Douche and will enjoy all the benefits of attracting our finest leftovers in the available female dating pool