You know what really grinds my gears?!

[ScottyB]

People who answer and conduct business calls in public bathrooms

that's a time where you need to summon all your abdominal strength and bust ass as loudly as possible

any men's room, aside from at a stadium, is a place of solitude. the only allowable conversations are short ones and should be indirect conversation to other bathroom users about sports team performances, witty banter about how PF Changs is destroying their colon, or what type of manly activity they're doing after work (grilling, building a thing, car projects, banging). and the conversation never happens in close proximity at a urinal.

common knowledge that only barbarians willingly ignore