MMMM: Memorable Moments in Madison Motorsports

[SlimKlim]

That was the most epic fucking day. I'm so glad we were in school at the time to experience it. JMU students mobilized as quickly as the Air Force. I've never seen so many people on campus at the same time. You guys working for the paper got texts to go get photos, I think I drove the E30 from Pheasant to campus as fast as a $750 325e can possibly go, and then we just abandoned it behind the Kinkos near the quad. The flash mob was still on the quad and when we got there some security guards were coming up, we assumed to tell everyone to disperse. Instead they go "GET EVERYONE TO THE STADIUM THE DEAN IS COMING TO CAMPUS"

So the entire goddamn school jogs from the quad to the stadium, one of us goes back to rescue the car before it gets towed. It felt like the entire school was on the football field when the Dean got there and gave and impromptu victory speech.

Then we did parade laps through campus and people were just going nuts everywhere you looked, and a crowd had formed waiting to welcome the players when they got home. At one point I was sitting on the edge of the door, hanging onto the sunroof, high fiving everyone as we drove down the street, blasting the JMU fight song from the shitty blown out speakers in that car.

I suspect that my tiny mind cannot even conceive just how laid those football players got that night.