06-26-2009, 02:22 PM
Michael Jackson dead at 50. In accordance to his will, little boys' pants shall be flown at half-mast
WhatÔÇÖs the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
from Chapelle's show:
Prosecutor: "So, you don't think Michael Jackson is guilty?"
Dave Chappelle: "No, man. He made "Thriller"."
[pause]
Dave Chappelle: "Thriller!"
When Farrah Fawcett dieds she was such a great person that when God met her at the Pearly Gates, he asked her what he could do for her.
Farrah said that she wanted to make the World a safer place for children.
So God killed Michael Jackson...
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WhatÔÇÖs the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
from Chapelle's show:
Prosecutor: "So, you don't think Michael Jackson is guilty?"
Dave Chappelle: "No, man. He made "Thriller"."
[pause]
Dave Chappelle: "Thriller!"
When Farrah Fawcett dieds she was such a great person that when God met her at the Pearly Gates, he asked her what he could do for her.
Farrah said that she wanted to make the World a safer place for children.
So God killed Michael Jackson...