09-09-2004, 11:01 AM
83Rabbit Wrote:Was in PERFECT shape till the timing belt went from a stoplight at 1500 RPM.
MmMmmMm! DSM Valve Soup!
Recipe:
1 DSM, well-aged, with original timing belt.
1 Driver who doesn't understand routine maintenance.
1 Stoplight.
Directions:
Add DSM and driver into a medium size road. Mix well. Put in front of stoplight, and quickly add throttle. When car stops running with a metallic crunching noise, remove from road and stir.
Best served cold.
When you get finished with it, let me know. Maybe an honest-to-god-this-time-see-you-in-florida-MM-2005-Challenge-Car.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442