VA inspection sucks

[Maengelito]

no, he might burn his glorious locks on something hot underneath the hood...

Jackie Locks we shall call him. "One day on a fine morning the forest Jackie Locks came upon a tuner shop. The door was open so he invited himself in. Upon one of the work benches there were three turbos sitting out waiting to be installed. "Hmm," said Jackie Locks. "This turbo is too small..."

you should write children's stories, motorsport style.

i dunno, i'm not sure if gerald's stories would be appropriate for children.