Stupid s*** I've done...

[Dave]

me and a couple guys went to play a trick on one of my friends, that ended up turning bad. what happened is that we shot him from 40 feet out with a water balloon using one of those 3 man water balloon launchers. the shot was like a line drive, and the balloon hit him square in the chest. he could barely breathe for nearly 5 minutes. if we would have hit him in the face...yeah.

Heh, at boy scout camp one time, we were playing with a 3 man launcher. We were on a stream and wanted to try skipping a rock with it to see how far it would go. Started out with pebbles, but they wouldn't do anything cept fall out of the pocket. Soooo, instead of upgrading to midsize rocks like normal people, we went up to a large flat rock the size of 2 hands layed out next to each other (f'ing huge compared to our previous ammunition). We pulled way back and it looked like it was gonna fly, but instead of it launching out, the rock somehow ended up staying in the pocket (we think the elastic ropes twisted in mid-launch) and it came right back at the launcher. It stopped about 2 feet from his chest and unleashed its burden right into my bud. I can still imagine the thud it made as it slammed into his chest. He sat down and wheezed for a solid 30 minutes before he was even able to stand up. Me and the other guy thought he was going to die. He finally was able to walk around again like "normal" after about an hour of recovery.
I've run from the cops on numerous occaisions. Won't expound on that but I've never been caught once I decided to run. It's nice having a car that handles very well.
Donuts on icy parking lot this winter at JMU. Ended up breaking my exhaust canister off of the pipe and getting run off by JMUPD (didn't realize exhaust was busted until I heard rattling behind me, parked car and saw black shit coming from my inverted canister

Can't think of anything else right now. I try to omit stupid shit from my mind b/c it usually scares me as to how big of a retard I have been sometimes.