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Stupid s*** I've done... - JackoliciousLegs - 07-08-2004
GO!!
I've set a field on fire....
I also lit a trash fire in a Reston Association trash can that I didn't see was plastic. Then the plastic started drooling through the metal trash can holder. As it bubbled to the ground, a Reston Association truck pulled up. Me and my friend were on bikes and we started to ride away... we chose the wrong way though and headed towards a HUGE hill. The truck followed us and the guys were yelling at us as we trudged up the hill in our low gear. It was in like slow motion and when we go out on the open road, we got away... phew.
back in these days:
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Me and my friends went into a parking garage that was under construction on our skateboards. We each took a fire extinguisher as we climed the building and when we got to the top, we set them on the back of our boards and used them as "rocket propultion." They sucked as rocket propultion, but sure left a nice white cloud behind us. We emptied all of our bottles on the way down and when we got out, there was a construction worker there who started chasing us in a bulldozer. We all got away clean.
- Mike - 07-08-2004
I set a dumpster on fire...
- Sijray21 - 07-08-2004
threw a snowball at a cop car while he was driving....i was 8
this was after i made an ice "speedbump" in my neighborhood and the cops were called, he said he was going to tell my mom
- Sijray21 - 07-08-2004
rock fight in the neighborhood a while back...
crab apple fight in the neighborhood....
called a kid popeye who was wearing a sailor's outfit
...he then proceeded to chase me down on foot, when i was on my bike (8 again)...caught me at my house as i was pounding on the front door
hock:
- Mike - 07-08-2004
was breaking rock by chucking them against eachother at great falls... one chipped and is still lodged next to my eyebrow.
- Ryan T - 07-08-2004
launched fireworks out the back of a moving pickup truck in our old field.
got in a fight with a jackass in the grocery store parking lot (I won)
I hit a cow with our tractor when I was taking the grass off, but the stupid fucking thing wouldn't get out of the way. I ended up clipping it with the brush guard.
- Mike - 07-08-2004
joined a silly club called mmsports cause some afro-americano dude was jumping up and down at SON saying "you like cars nigga?"
- PDenbigh - 07-08-2004
Did a J-turn up an on ramp to chase the cop that had just pulled me over for speeding. He'd been a jerk throughout the whole incident (I HATE Powertrips) and then forgot to give me my license back. Drove over a concrete island in the intersection by the onramp, came off it sideways, then got pulled by another cop. Total damage: 2 speeding and 1 wreckless driving ticket in the period of 30 mintues, back to back. Highlight of the trip either goes to the cop on the loudspeaker telling me to get back in the truck or when he came up and told me that "He ain't seen stuff like that except for on TV."
- Mike - 07-08-2004
:? Did you get charged with them?
- JackoliciousLegs - 07-08-2004
PDenbigh Wrote:2 speeding and 1 wreckless driving ticket in the period of 30 mintuesawesome!
Re: Stupid s*** I've done... - 83Rabbit - 07-08-2004
JackoliciousLegs Wrote:GO!!
I've set a field on fire....
I also lit a trash fire in a Reston Association trash can that I didn't see was plastic. Then the plastic started drooling through the metal trash can holder. As it bubbled to the ground, a Reston Association truck pulled up. Me and my friend were on bikes and we started to ride away... we chose the wrong way though and headed towards a HUGE hill. The truck followed us and the guys were yelling at us as we trudged up the hill in our low gear. It was in like slow motion and when we go out on the open road, we got away... phew.
back in these days:
Me and my friends went into a parking garage that was under construction on our skateboards. We each took a fire extinguisher as we climed the building and when we got to the top, we set them on the back of our boards and used them as "rocket propultion." They sucked as rocket propultion, but sure left a nice white cloud behind us. We emptied all of our bottles on the way down and when we got out, there was a construction worker there who started chasing us in a bulldozer. We all got away clean.
BWAHAHAHA I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUST THAT PIC OUT OFF MY SERVER :lol:
- ViPER1313 - 07-08-2004
Walked down the I-81 off-ramp thinking it was the entrance to campus...alcohol could have been involved 8) . Also got into a fight with about 8 frat brothers and was escorted to the street (same reason )
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- ScottyB - 07-08-2004
HS: participated in many an e-brake contest after sports practices with some friends. basically you tear ass into one of the side lots and yank the handle, whoever spins the most and/or creates the most badass display of ebraking wins. a friend who's grand am almost flipped during the jackassery didn't deter us in the least.
after school sometimes me and one of my friends would just rag on his geo prism out in the back roads of the amish country where i used to live. first time i ever saw a speedo needle almost pass the odometer, in a geo no less. also much ramping of train tracks and much sparking from the underbody on landing. we also managed to miss a hairpin turn once, in which the car plowed headlong into one of many small shrubs lining the road right off of a field. we picked shrubbery out of the bumper/grille/hood/radiator for hours, but at least the car reeked of pine-freshness.
i used to chase cars down my neighborhood street with my RC car.....at night. id hide behind a roadside bush, and tape a mag light to the roof of the RC car. people freak out pretty bad when a bright light six inches off the ground is hovering at their drivers side rear tire at 30 mph. i'm sure from inside the car it was nearly silent too. since i was near my HS, the driver's ed students went through my 'hood alot. if i got lucky, at dusk they would sometimes drive through. i got the best reactions out of them :twisted:
me and a couple guys went to play a trick on one of my friends, that ended up turning bad. what happened is that we shot him from 40 feet out with a water balloon using one of those 3 man water balloon launchers. the shot was like a line drive, and the balloon hit him square in the chest. he could barely breathe for nearly 5 minutes. if we would have hit him in the face...yeah.
college: basically any time i touch a large quantity of alcohol i'm bound to do something dumb, thats all there is to it. too much stupidity to list.
- JackoliciousLegs - 07-09-2004
I live by a golf course, and in 9th grade...
Me and my friend mike used to go out with a slingshot and terrorize golfers. Not any slingshot... a hunting slinghsot.
Mikes best shot: He hit the golf ball off the tee as the golfer was swinging. It looked like he hit the ball five feet perpendicular to the swing. They were BAFFLED!
My best shot: I shot a HUGE marine lookin golfer in the back of the thigh and he turned towards us in the bushes... saw us.. and yelled, "YOU!" He then chased us all around our neighborhood until we ran in mike's house's back door.
- jmualfaracer - 07-09-2004
ooops, technical difficulties... anyways where was I???
hahahaha, awesome topic!! except I grew up overseas, so I have all of you beat...
Fourteen: Drove for 2K's on a highway in the opposite direction
Fifteen: got my second car stuck in a river (BMW 325I)
got same car stuck in a sand pit (note: didnt get a drivers license till I was eighteen)
Sixteen: close arrest by the royal police force for reckless driving (doing 180K's in a 40K zone)
got lost in the fucking desert with no gps, no map(not like they have detailed maps for the f'ing desert anyway...) A jeep pajero, my girlfriend and her bitchy cousin and one piece of shit compass...
seventeen: Trashed a rental car with no f'ing insurance
almost flipped an AR racing an M3 (pointless race, and no I didnt win..)
Thats it for know, my boss is being a total bitch today....
- JackoliciousLegs - 07-09-2004
jmualfaracer Wrote:except I grew up overseas, so I have all of you beat...riiiight... lol... all us 'mericans been done grown up in da same town since we been done been born! Oh wait, some of us aren't american....
- jmualfaracer - 07-09-2004
wtf man, I didnt say shit about u guys being inbred rednecks... in fact there isnt a single line in that post that generalizes or stereotypes... so chill the f out... seems somebodys gotta get pissed at every one of my posts. chill laid back group, my ass... then u bitch at why people see americans this way... anyways, f this
- JessicaRabbit79 - 07-09-2004
Woah... enough! Let's keep this thread on topic, because it's shaping up to be hilarious.
- Sijray21 - 07-09-2004
my mom taught me to drive when i was 14, i started driving on my own and with friends when i was 15. I took the car out almost everyday and drove on a permit.
One day when i was driving on a permit with my friend mark, i witnessed an accident and the driver asked me to pose as a witness for him...i agreed. Mark then reminded me that i didn't have a license....
At one point i thought the cops caught me going 70 in a 35 (two in the rear mirror coming up fast in the distance, and i saw them before) so i decided to gun it and try to hide....they ended up turning on the highway to my relief. They were on their way to I-95 for a high speed chase that i saw later on the news. That was stupid...esp since i was still 15.
- Sijray21 - 07-09-2004
jmualfaracer Wrote:wtf man, I didnt say shit about u guys being inbred rednecks... in fact there isnt a single line in that post that generalizes or stereotypes... so chill the f out... seems somebodys gotta get pissed at every one of my posts. chill laid back group, my ass... then u bitch at why people see americans this way... anyways, f this
lol, relax...usually to retaliate with comments you don't like you pose another one up
. have some humor about it and lighten up, think of something whitty instead of ranting.