12-11-2006, 03:51 PM
G.Irish Wrote:Apoc Wrote:I see SMG as sex with someone else vs. doing it yourself. Yeah, it's usually better but no matter how much of it you're getting and how cool it is, sometimes you wanna do the work yourself.Worst analogy evAr! Ten times out of ten I'm going to choose sex with an actual woman over sex with my hand. I'm never gonna say, "J.Lo, I know how bad you want me but I'd just rather do my own thing tonight okay."
Perhaps a bit crude, but I think the metaphor works.
JLo wishes she was SMG...
G.Irish Wrote:Apoc Wrote:So to clarify... is the poll with respect to DD?With respect to supercars. So in the context of a very high performance vehicle that would see significant track time.
Since when do supercars see significant track time? And since when is the NSX a supercar?
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth