the company upstairs had a large deal

[CaptainHenreh]

i told caitlin i'd buy her a big ring

So who wants to take bets on when mikey will buy her a big ring?

There were so many things in that conversation to make fun of I've just decided to move on.

I can, however, confirm that Mike still exists and it's not just some bot typing his responses as we had a lunch date yesterday.

You sure it isn't a robutt?

Also, an exige is nothing. There's a guy here who just bought one of these:



I guess his M5 wasn't fast enough, and his 911 wasn't enough of a pussy magnet.

Not that I begrudge him nice things, but if you'd meet him, you'd truly understand that There is No Justice in the Universe. I saw it in the parking lot and said to myself "Please don't let it be his. Anyone but him!" But, sadly, it was: The Fecalante's Ferrari.