Dear Douchebag on Market Street
#1
Oh man. You thought you were big shit, didn't you? You with your loud rap music and your red Accord coupe. Borrowing your girlfriend's car for the evening perhaps?

Well, maybe you didn't notice, but the station wagon with a 3 and a 5 year old in the back seats had you from the start. Your nose didn't pass my rear doors until I decided that I really didn't need to be pulled over with my nephews in the car, and I certainly wasn't going to race you to 100 into traffic past Taco Bell. I bet it felt real good to "beat me" after I let off, flying past like a ricer rocketship towards the rear end of a Blazer. WHOOPS. I guess you'd spent so much time looking at me in front of you that you'd forgotten I wasn't there. Time for the brakes? Oh no, not you. Long after I'd turned into the other lane to get on the interstate, you were showing everyone how cool you were by weaving in and out of traffic, yeah, you really showed me, man. I'll never challenge an H badge again, not after that ass whuping YOU delivered. I guess a turbocharger is no match for VTAK!!!11 after all.

Good luck with that Wal-Mart stocking job.
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#2
Street racing is bad, mmkay? Wink
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:I guess a turbocharger is no match for VTAK!!!11 after all.

not in 3rd gear it's not.
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#4
mmm kay i sense a bit of jealously for the power of v-tak....seriously rex just get over the fact that v-tak is greater than jesus christ, and a turbo 4 will never prevail over all that is a 4 cylinder with some form of variable valve timing. Plus that wasn't a ricer fly by, that was simply a sign of total domination, and the pain that has just been brought upon you.


VtAK AND FOOTBALL, THATS WHAT HONDA DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#5
the ms3 is a turbo 4 cylinder. Did you disable the power limitation in 1st and 2nd yet? is that possible?
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#6
xvxax Wrote:the ms3 is a turbo 4 cylinder. Did you disable the power limitation in 1st and 2nd yet? is that possible?

ROFL, you guys. I was just trying to get around a douchebag napping at the wheel so I could get on the interstate, and he was all like "Aw hell naw" and put his foot to the floor like his manhood was on the line. Having 2 kids in the backseat made me not want to pursue, so I gave him the satisfaction of "beating me" so I could get in the right lane behind him. I just wanted to dramatize it with a "You never had me, you never had your car" type speech.

But yes, throttle position is limited in first and second and I didn't have time to turn the car off, hold the DSC button, and turn the car back on.
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#7
Just do the dirt track trick, spin the fucker out.
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#8
lol, those two kids are just ballast, open the door and punt them out, then you'll have mad tyte front heavy powa!
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