Chris, you're an asshole.
I decided I wasn't going to dignify the comments with a response. Val found this thread today and is pretty offended. Have a little more respect in the future, please.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
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-Ginger
i didnt take a bunch of pics, but here are the ones i did take:
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asteele2 Wrote:Chris, you're an asshole.
I decided I wasn't going to dignify the comments with a response. Val found this thread today and is pretty offended. Have a little more respect in the future, please.
I don't think that's ever been in question.
So what you mean to say is you had to have a measured response to show that you disapproved too?
I'm not sure why sisters are any different than girlfriends but yay for splitting hairs! So that I may have it for future reference, please inform me as to what's in bounds and what's out.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
I knew you'd have some kind of witty response to make it look like I'm whipped.
Well, screw off. I asked for a little respect, that's all. If you can't do that then don't fucking talk to me.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee
-Ginger
I'm seriously asking why g/f are any different than sisters. If you don't want me to talk about, I respect that, but please explain what makes one okay and another not... and how was I supposed to know ahead of time? I suspect if anyone's sister found some of the stuff we say about them they might be pretty offended too. What makes it okay?
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Apoc Wrote:I'm seriously asking why g/f are any different than sisters.
And I'm seriously not answering. As RJ pointed out earlier in the thread, friend's girlfriends are off limits.
... and really, it doesn't take a genius.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee
-Ginger
Okay... well you're a hypocrite... and THAT doesn't take a genius.
There's no sliding scale, it's all the same.
Either way, sorry to have offended.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
asteele2 Wrote:And I'm seriously not answering. As RJ pointed out earlier in the thread, friend's girlfriends are off limits.
What he meant was he doesn't think of friends GF's when clubbing himself.
white_2kgt Wrote:What he meant was he doesn't think of friends GF's when clubbing himself.
And they're just off limits for all the crude sexual humor that we come up with as well. At least... IMO.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Just to clear it up for everyone so there's no confusion....
The scale looks like this:
[in bounds] personal experience --- random chicks --- sisters --- moms --|--gf/wives [off limits]
Please take note of the line and don't cross it.
edit: Actually, you know what... I call bullshit. RJ jokes about me and my wife in IM. Is that okay because no one else can read it? Or because it includes me? Either way, it's still crude sexual humor.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Why can't you just say "it wasn't clear that I was going to offend anyone. I'm sorry, I didn't realize" instead of inciting a debate of semantics? It's genuinely obnoxious to launch into what took place above and really makes me want to avoid anybody that does it.
I shouldn't have insulted you when I said she and I were offended, I think that set things off inappropriately.
Some things need to be handled with kids gloves that one might not expect. There's nothing incredibly wrong with that.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee
-Ginger
No one's debating semantics and I already apologized for offending.
My singular point is I think it's hypocritical of you to be offended by one and not another.
Now lets all hug, bang RJ's sister and move on.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
So you've got to stick in your 2 cents about the other guy? That's what's obnoxious.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee
-Ginger
Im with chris. GF and sisters are no different.
If you talk shit about my sister, the gloves are off and your girlfriend/wife is getting gangbang and bukake jokes.
the "yourmom" stuff has historical (ie 8th grade) precedent of being goofy and non-personal jokes. Sister is personal and NOT in the same context of yourmom jokes, just like GF.
What other guy? RJ? I was refuting to his comment 1 post above mine that GF's are off limits.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
i'm confused... what the hell happened? ok, i get it... is this really happening?
girlfriend gets upset, andrew (from out of nowhere) storms in like knight in shining armor to make her happy?
as an innocent bystander, this is all very silly.
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Me other guy.
You've got to throw in that you think less of me because of X, Y, and Z just because I've got an opinion that the Almighty You doesn't agree with.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee
-Ginger
I'm just trying to help you better yourself. 
At least I didn't call you dirty names.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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