Some days.....
#1
I just suck at cars.

Fucking hondas. Had the timing belt done in just over an hour except uh... the cam timing was all fucked up *waits for mike to chime in about how I suck at timing belts*

Wouldnt even start. I was checking everything... the new cap/rotor/wires, the main relay, fuel, etc... well you need fuel, spark, and squish(face) to start an engine, right? Well I figured out I had fuel and I had spark. So I didnt have compression... sure enough, it blew 50psi on the gauge. Motherfucker. The cams were timed up, but the crank got thrown way off when I tensioned it. So, everything back apart, belt back on the way it should be in about 40 minutes and its fired up.

*waits for chan and chad to post about how 'real cars' dont have timing belts* Wink

So at least its done... new belt, tensioner/bolt/spring, water pump, fuel filter, distributor cap/rotor, plug wires and my sparco steering wheel Smile Big :thumbup: to chris for coming over and helping me out!
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#2
*belt*, what's a timing belt? haha

--chad
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#3
hehe didn't we have the same issue with my car? we actually ended up installing the belt twice? Tongue
I Am Mike
4 wheels:  '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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#4
Yeah..... except your shit was off one tooth and sort of ran. I managed to get mine about 6-7 teeth off at the crank somehow, I still have no idea what happened - it was lined up before I tensioned the belt (coathanger). I'm just glad all my valves are in one piece.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#5
real cars don't have timing belts squishface

(but yeah, glad your valves didn't pay the price for your inadequate skills)
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.RJ Wrote:Yeah..... except your shit was off one tooth and sort of ran. I managed to get mine about 6-7 teeth off at the crank somehow, I still have no idea what happened - it was lined up before I tensioned the belt (coathanger). I'm just glad all my valves are in one piece.

I guess your engines are not interferance engines, hu? If I were to do that with my car I would destroy all the valves (yes all 32 of them) and the pistons probably.

--chad
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#7
Its most definately an interference engine. I just got lucky.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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Power steering is out, lines are looped w/ a breather and reservoir Smile

w00t!
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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