Bagel vs. English Muffin
I would beat my own mother for a bagel right now
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English muffin - nooks and crannies FTW
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Bagels vs. English Muffins
#1
Bagels by 20 car lengths. Here's why:

Bagels tend to be easier to cut open. Even when english muffins are "pre-cut" you still have to use a fork to open them up to preserve all of the "nooks and crannies"... if you use a knife it just slices right through them and you basically just have a thick piece of circle shaped bread.

I believe bagels are more versatile. Bagels can be eaten at breakfast, lunch or dinner with jelly, butter, salmon, ham and cheese, hummus, basically anything else that is good goes well with bagels. If you are eating an english muffin for another meal other than breakfast, it's essentially a bastard child. You are forcing it to be something it is not.

Bagels come in a wide variety of types, which just adds to their versatility. I'm sure there are other types of english muffins (whole wheat, etc.) but you're not going to find an "everything" english muffin.

Also, nobody likes the English. When you go to NY, you see bagel shops not english muffin shops. Go 'Merica!

Now, bagels do have that inconvenient hole in the middle which can get problematic when you're using them for sandwiches, but the simple solution is to cut it in half so stuff doesn't squeeze out of the hole when you eat it.

Plus I just got done eating a bagel sandwich with egg, cheese, honey ham and ketchup.
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#2
ha!

bagel bites. enough said.
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:Also, nobody likes the English. When you go to NY, you see bagel shops not english muffin shops. Go 'Merica!

Don't you mean go Jews?
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#4
Bagels FTW!

Pheasant Run did a "free bagels & coffee" breakfast-y thing during the second week of school. Free bagels from Mr. J's? So awesome.
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#5
another plus for bagels - you can in theory eat a bagel that hasn't been toasted, its not good, but its edible

english muffins - no way jose
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#6
english muffins motherfuckers! every time. a little butter in the nooks and crannies mmmm omnomnomnomnom
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#7
I dont know how many times I came home from drinking one night and enjoyed a delicious english muffin with PB and J. So im gonna have to go with the english muffin.
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#8
I like both, but a english muffin with egg, cheddar and ham beats a jew donut with cream cheese every time. (and a bagel with egg, cheddar and ham just doesnt work and sits in your stomach like a brick for days)
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#9
Brooklyn Bagel Bakery, Wilson Blvd, Arlington.

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Goodspeed Wrote:Brooklyn Bagel Bakery, Wilson Blvd, Arlington.

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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#11
Einstien bagels actually makes a pretty damn good sandwich on a bagel. All of this is fail compared to croissant though. Ham, tomato, bacon, and cheese on a croissant..delicious
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#12
NY bagels. Nothing else is a true bagel. Sorry.
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#13
bagel. EVERYTHING bagel.
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#14
While I prefer a good fresh New York bagel with cream cheese (it *changed my life*) I have to say that a toasted english muff with peanut butter and bananas is fucking sublime.
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#15
CaptainHenreh Wrote:While I prefer a good fresh New York bagel with cream cheese (it *changed my life*) I have to say that a toasted english muff with peanut butter and bananas is fucking sublime.

both females in the house love that shit. i tried it once... not a fan.
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