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I've seen it all - Mike - 05-23-2007
Guy on a BMW touring bike, hardbags, brainbucket, black leather "biker" jacket, khakis, BIRKENSTOCKS, and talking on the cellphone WHILE riding.
Bizzaro.
- HAULN-SS - 05-23-2007
brainbucket? halfshell helmet?
- .RJ - 05-23-2007
A cell phone while riding? Like, phone to his ear or one of those bluetooth "dick in the ear" things?
- Mike - 05-23-2007
Phone to his ear. Pulling it away to pull in the clutch...
- mrbaggio - 05-23-2007
HAULN-SS Wrote:brainbucket? halfshell helmet?
Yes, Not DOT approved. Worthless in a crash.
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- Dave - 05-23-2007
paging Darwin, cleanup on aisle 495
- HAULN-SS - 05-23-2007
Oh, yeah..those are pretty much worthless. There's other halfshells that are DOT approved I think though?
- .RJ - 05-23-2007
HAULN-SS Wrote:There's other halfshells that are DOT approved I think though?
Yeah, but they still arent going to save your bacon
- Mike - 05-23-2007
Thing is, he had really good positioning in corners... It was like a skilled/veteran rider who just didn't give a damn.
- Apoc - 05-23-2007
Maybe he's just that l33t.
- .paul - 05-23-2007
ph33r
- Feersty - 05-24-2007
I know scooters are not equal to motorcycles, but I saw a guy smoking a cigarette while riding a scooter on Rolling Road. It was lightly raining as well.
- mrbaggio - 05-25-2007
Feersty Wrote:I know scooters are not equal to motorcycles, but I saw a guy smoking a cigarette while riding a scooter on Rolling Road. It was lightly raining as well.
I saw a guy riding a bicycle on the sidewalk.
- Maengelito - 05-25-2007
one time i saw a blimp.
- CaptainHenreh - 05-25-2007
Maengelito Wrote:one time i saw a blimp.
I once saw a transvestite prostitute going down an alley rolling drunk bums for change. The non drunk ones would sometimes approach it, and in response it would pull up its skirt and they'd run away screaming incoherently. It spotted me watching it and came towards me; the look of fury in its eyes at once filled me with terror and awe. My scrotum tightened, and I felt the unreasonable fear override my command for my legs to run, run away and take me from its awful presence.
It approached me, put a cigarette in it's mouth and said "Got a light?" in a deep, Clint Eastwood husk. There was something wrong with it's eyes, something I couldn't quite place. Raw fear flooded my brain, and all at once my body began to obey my mind's commands -- I retrieved the pack of matches I'd gotten earlier that evening and threw them at her while spinning on one heel to run in abject terror.
When I looked back I saw a form, not quite man, not quite woman, not quite human lit by the red ember of the cigarette and the pale glow of the street lamp overhead. From across the street I could hear it whisper, as clear as if it were standing next to me, "Thanks for the light, Kid. See you around."
The form vanished and the street lamp exploded in a flash of light, showering glass and sparks onto the place where it was standing. I stared in disbelief, and then vomited onto the pavement.
- ScottyB - 05-25-2007
this guy sounds pretty hot
- .RJ - 05-25-2007
hot man pirates?
- Feersty - 05-25-2007
You guys are just jealous cause the cigarette guy has more skills than y'all.
- .RJ - 05-25-2007
Feersty Wrote:You guys are just jealous cause the cigarette guy has more skills than y'all.
Why dont you show us how its done rob?
Oh wait...
- Feersty - 05-28-2007
No