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Re: Subaru. Wtf. - Ken - 11-12-2013

Evan Wrote:
JustinG Wrote:
Ken Wrote:And, personally, I see more sedans than hatchbacks around here. Guess it's regional preference?

No......It's everyone up there is wrong.
in many, many ways Tongue
:roll:

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - SlimKlim - 11-12-2013

And mandate that everyone has to drive a stickshift. BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE WHAT WE LIKE.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - CaptainHenreh - 11-12-2013

Actually, I'm crossing my fingers for a nice sporty dual-clutch in a WRX wagon.

I'd buy that. Not like Evan's "I'll totally buy a GT86 if they make it" but an actual "I hope they make this car so I can buy one brandy new in 2016".

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - SlimKlim - 11-12-2013

Don't you know that dual clutches lower your sperm count and general virility? It's science.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - BLINGMW - 11-12-2013

SlimKlim Wrote:Don't you know that dual clutches lower your sperm count and general virility? It's science.
That's like, a good thing once you've already had kids. :thumbup: A vasectomy costs money.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - G.Irish - 11-12-2013

BLINGMW Wrote:maybe the federal government should require 50% of all cars to be hatchbacks; they could tack that onto the trans fat ban :dunno:
Make the bill include tiered licensing for SUV's and we have a deal. "Can't pass the grueling SUV/Truck exam? Hand over the keys, your Suburban is heading to the crusher."

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - SlimKlim - 11-12-2013

^ Oooh that's a good one.

Part of the test should be if you can't execute a 3-point turn in a parking garage in Fairfax, you're not qualified to operate a goddamn landbarge in Fairfax. Nothing rustles my jimmies quite like sitting in a line of cars in the grocery store parking lot while a 4'11" soccer mom does a 47-point turn trying to get out of a parking spot in her Yukon XL, stopping when there is a solid 8ft of clearance behind her because she doesn't know where the corners of her aircraft carrier are.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - D_Eclipse9916 - 11-12-2013

BLINGMW Wrote:
SlimKlim Wrote:Don't you know that dual clutches lower your sperm count and general virility? It's science.
That's like, a good thing once you've already had kids. :thumbup: A vasectomy costs money.


I think it's more like dual clutches alter your sperm so your kids become hipsters. I would argue that's worse.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - Evan - 11-12-2013

CaptainHenreh Wrote:I'd buy that. Not like Evan's "I'll totally buy a GT86 if they make it" but an actual "I hope they make this car so I can buy one brandy new in 2016".
ha! And I would have bought it had they not taken 6 years to build it which by that time i was an old man with a house a wife and offspring! :finger:
(oh and I bought a lotus instead)

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - WRXtranceformed - 11-12-2013

Meh to most Subarus post 2005

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - V1GiLaNtE - 11-12-2013

^ Si.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - Mike - 11-12-2013

WRXtranceformed Wrote:Meh to most Subarus post 2005

Yep.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - CaptainHenreh - 11-13-2013

I'd drive this:

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Re: Subaru. Wtf. - JustinG - 11-13-2013

Sweet jeebus yes

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - SlimKlim - 11-13-2013

The hatch is infinitely better but the face still writes a check the ass can't cash IMO. Wonder what the interior will look like

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - CaptainHenreh - 11-13-2013

SlimKlim Wrote:The hatch is infinitely better but the face still writes a check the ass can't cash IMO. Wonder what the interior will look like

I imagine like a darker version of what's in the current impreza.

You know, just like it has been...forever.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - Jake - 11-13-2013

The nose looks pretty derpy to me. Not aggressive.

Then again, my DD looks like an angry catfish, so I can't say much.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - Mike - 11-13-2013

Ugh. My wife thinks newer Subarus look better than older ones. My heart is weeping.

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - Evan - 11-13-2013

WRXtranceformed Wrote:Meh to most Subarus post 2005
the 2004-2005 were the ugliest imprezas subaru ever made!

Re: Subaru. Wtf. - BLINGMW - 11-13-2013

Mike Wrote:Ugh. My wife thinks newer Subarus look better than older ones. My heart is weeping.
These are the kind of things you should have figured out before getting married