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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 12-30-2010
RJ: i dont want to ever sleep with a whore that stuck her head through a toilet seat while getting plugged
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Steve85 - 01-12-2011
Excerpted from daughters email pleading for assistance in fixing her Cabrio:
Quote:1. Broken driver side window-pretty common from what I've read (I joined this website <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.vwvortex.com..">www.vwvortex.com..</a><!-- w -->. kinda like Steve's forum only less cool because these guys fix up vw cabrios like Honda's and think it's cool)
5. Engine-I'm not saying buy a completely new engine for the car, but maybe have someone actually figure out why it roars like it was the love child of a go-kart and 18-wheeler would be cool
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Kaan - 01-12-2011
ROFL! MM wrench day on VWs... i'm sure we can figure it out. most of us have scratched our heads about VWs at least once.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Dragon - 02-06-2011
Ginger - no no, we can't use the binary scale for that, because not every girl you have given a 1 is worth seeing my balls over.
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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Kaan - 02-06-2011
Apoc - I don't care if balls are touching
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - .RJ - 02-08-2011
Apoc: figs looks like ballsacks and are delicious
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 02-08-2011
The Ginger one makes me lol every time I read it.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Dragon - 02-16-2011
While eating dinner with Kaan and Sylvia and discussing their age difference
Me: Kaan, you are the Voltron generation, Sylvia is the Power Ranger generation.
Sylvia: What is Voltron?
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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Evan - 02-16-2011
speaking of voltron
the subject is stupid trendy bicycles
me: so now its not just ss its belt drive, you and rj are becoming the same person
Andrew: hahahaha
me: it used to be just that rj was becoming gingerfied
now you want a 29er singlespeed belt drive?
Andrew: how can I gingerify myself?
me: thats so fucking RJ i dont even know what to say
you are RJifing yourself
he is gingerfying himself
me: pretty soon you guys are going to be like spandex voltron
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jewels - 02-16-2011
Dragon Wrote:While eating dinner with Kaan and Sylvia and discussing their age difference
Me: Kaan, you are the Voltron generation, Sylvia is the Power Ranger generation.
Sylvia: What is Voltron?
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This is my favorite game. Ask this kind of question, get this kind of response.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 03-03-2011
(10:56:51 AM) Derecola: why am I listening to the spice girls
(10:58:25 AM) RJ: because you're a closet homosexual
(11:02:55 AM) Derecola: motherfucker
(11:03:00 AM) RJ: haha
(11:03:15 AM) RJ: there's no other reason a man should be listening to spice girls
(11:03:16 AM) RJ: sorry
(11:03:18 AM) RJ: you love cock
(11:03:25 AM) Derecola: they have tits
(11:03:32 AM) RJ: not on the radio
(11:03:36 AM) Derecola: lol
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Evan - 03-03-2011
fuck you for getting "wanna be" or whatever stuck in my head
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Cody - 03-22-2011
"Should we just drive back tonight??" -Sebring, FL @Sonny's B-B-Q 9:35P.M.
"Dude, maybe we can make registration at the autocross in the morning"
"We're going to make it, holy sh!t" Afton Mountain, VA 9:07 A.M.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jeff - 04-27-2011
jgallamorÔÇïe: im excited about mikeys hatch
but im gonna miss the whole ZOMG AWD TURBOS
me: mikey's snatch?
jgallamorÔÇïe: that too
hoping he gives me a discount on his snatch
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Mike - 04-27-2011
snatch is free with removal of my pile.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - JustinG - 04-27-2011
Promise?
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Kaan - 04-28-2011
you two play safely
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jake - 06-30-2011
Joey: I wonder if the Miata would do a good dramatic e-brake stop on those plasticy tires
Jake: It would probably do a good dramatic e-brake slam into the ditch
Joey: I guffawed, at my desk
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 07-22-2011
(10:24:23 AM) Rex: I wish the Panamera had come out 5 years ago.
(10:24:30 AM) Rex: Those are gonna be cheap as fuck and awesome.
(10:25:54 AM) Rex: Everyone is like "ZOMG it's terrible"
(10:26:03 AM) Rex: but to me I'm like "meh, where's the terrible again?"
(10:26:07 AM) Rex: Is the terrible in the v8?
(10:26:10 AM) Rex: in the bitchin brakes?
(10:26:13 AM) Rex: where's the terribel?
(10:26:41 AM) Derecola: all in the badge
(10:27:01 AM) Derecola: it makes people remorseful and feel guilty for liking it
(10:27:03 AM) Derecola: so they don't
(10:27:19 AM) Derecola: kinda like watching raped themed porn
(10:27:26 AM) Rex: that's exactly it.
(10:27:35 AM) Rex: "I am turned on, but dirty."
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jake - 07-29-2011
Discussing a BMW 750iL Highline Edition (aka the most baller of ballermobiles from the late 90s):
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