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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 06-17-2010
Not that it's a defense, but RJ said he's already seen it... and that conversation took place after he linked me to the walrus blowing himself. So I guess there are two of us...
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - .RJ - 06-17-2010
lol
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Mike - 06-24-2010
Discussing my plans for the night... Pick up my new iPhone or see the ex (amicable break) for a work function (long story...)...
Coworker: You've gotta weigh your options.
Me: One is 4.8 ounces, the other is about 125lbs. That doesn't help.
Coworker: Phone. You can get the other another day. Besides, she's not even your girlfriend anymore, whereas your new phone practically will be.
Me: Well... they do both belong in my pants.
I thought it was good
Phone wins.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 06-24-2010
Better if you said they both react to how you use your hands.
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I hope you're good with your left, if you plan on multitasking with both.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Mike - 06-24-2010
Tested it with a coworker's... Didn't do anything. I guess I'm not trying hard enough to hate.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - mrbaggio - 06-24-2010
How long was your wait in line?
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Mike - 06-24-2010
Haven't gone... I'm following Twitter. If there's much of a line, I'm not going. Might try just before close tonight.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - CaptainHenreh - 07-06-2010
"Paradise by Check Engine Light" OR "How I learned to stop worrying and love the HEMI"
Jeff: no longer supporting the economy of the motherfucking japs
Jeff: 300C homo
Jeff:quit worrying about shifting
Jeff: let the fatherland shift for you
Rex: lol
Rex:the irony
Jeff: true
Jeff:come on
Jeff:you know you want Mopar
Jeff:HEMI
Jeff:come on...say it with me
Rex: Honestly, I wouldn't mind.
Rex:IF
Jeff: HEMI
Rex: I could shift it myself.
Jeff: HEMI
Rex: But I can't, jeff.
Jeff: HEMI
Jeff: HEMI
Rex: Has that thing got a hemi?
Rex: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
Jeff: YES!!!!
Jeff: I came
Jeff: I need to wipe up
Jeff: did we just cyber?
Jeff: I'm not sure I can look at you the same way again.
Rex: will you respect me in the morning?
Jeff: I need a cig
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - V1GiLaNtE - 07-06-2010
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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Steve85 - 09-15-2010
Marriage: Tires and Purses
Wifey: There are two big, fat tires sitting in our driveway that the Fedex fairy just delivered. I'm headed to Lantz Pharmacy to meet with the Vera Bradley fairy.
Wifey: Didn't get a reply so I think I sent it to the wrong Steven Cannata,maybe a stunt double???
Me: Must be to pull a stunt like that!
Wifey: Haha funny man! Are they for Verona? How much Vera money do I get???
Wifey: No answer = no limit. Yahooo!!!!!
Wifey: In all seriousness, should I cancel my haircut and plan on getting Michael? You seem to be in the thick of that proposal. I can hit up Lantz on my way home.
Me: No need I'll get him. There is a lull coming, waiting for a sub response.
Wifey: Oh... you have enough time to leave early to get your son, just not enough time to "talk" to your wife. OK, got it.
Me: You have to sell your old purses first
Wifey: ... I just went in AND around our house - SEVENTEEN tires, none on cars!!!! No deal.
Wifey: I win! Again!
Me: Go count purses now.
Wifey: You SO lose!!! Not counting the "tire" on the "car", SEVEN!!! I even counted the one that's in the bench of the bay window!!
Me: So let's do the math, a car requires 4 tires so 17/4 = 4.25 A person requires one purse 7/1 = 7. 7x4 = 28, I will be buying 11 more tires!!! WIIIIINNNNNAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Wifey: Additionally, there are four seasons in a year, each season demanding a different purse style. I typically wear only black & brown shoes, thereby demanding two shades of purses.Using my husband's car math, I need 8 seasonal purses, I have four places to hang them, thereby NEEDING 32 purses. I'm understocked - whew, I'm going to be busy!!!
Me: Wrong, how many it's possible to carry is irrelevant, only what is required can be used. A car requires 4 tires. And now that you mention it, I can't use R-comps when it's cold or raining so back to my math.... Oh crap, excel said it can't handle a number that big. Emergency tire shortage at the Cannata house!!
Wifey: I DON'T like your ridiculous math and I AM going shopping!! Yes, that was a temper tantrum! That's what you get for giving me no attention today!!
Me: Have you taken my tires to be mounted yet?
Wifey: No - your ass isn't home yet. No place to mount them up into...
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Dave - 09-15-2010
I lol'd. That sounds like some reasoning we've had at my house...
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Maengelito - 09-16-2010
Steve85 Wrote:Marriage: Tires and Purses
Me: Have you taken my tires to be mounted yet?
Wifey: No - your ass isn't home yet. No place to mount them up into...
lol, amazing!
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - ScottyB - 09-16-2010
haha...bravo on the tire math
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jake - 09-16-2010
Maengelito Wrote:Steve85 Wrote:Marriage: Tires and Purses
Me: Have you taken my tires to be mounted yet?
Wifey: No - your ass isn't home yet. No place to mount them up into...
lol, amazing!
Thank you, Steve, for a great laugh on my Thursday morning. :thumbup:
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 09-23-2010
(11:46:03 AM) Derecola: we should plan something for matt
(11:46:11 AM) RJ: he wont to it
(11:46:32 AM) RJ: or he'll get bitter about it
(11:46:35 AM) RJ: so whats the ponit
(11:47:56 AM) Derecola: he will if it's the right thing
(11:48:02 AM) Derecola: doesn't have to include tits
(11:48:04 AM) Derecola: yes, I said that
(11:48:22 AM) RJ: who the fuck are you and where is chris
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Mike - 10-27-2010
Chris: gay is contagious
me: yeah, i was spooning your fupa
two in a row re: chris' sexuality.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Mike - 10-27-2010
I'm on fire today. Derecola, I know it's dangerous to share this one with you... Anyway, me talking to my ex about how I'm trying to now get with a mutual friend whom I've known since kindergarten. Yes, that whole talking to the ex about new chicks is odd, but it is what it is.
"It's just so awkward... I mean, when I first met her, we were peeing in our pants... And now I'm trying to get in them."
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 11-24-2010
RJ: i'm going to get ear fucked by santa music
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 12-03-2010
Rex: Later, she broke my heart. Moral of the story? Send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 12-09-2010
I'm entertaining myself with this thread.
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Derecola: evidently he eats carrots now?
RJ: wtf
RJ: dont ruin that for me
Derecola: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMxpDbp51A">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMxpDbp51A</a><!-- m -->
RJ: what the fuck is this shit
RJ: this is bullshit
RJ: i'm not watching this shit
RJ: fuck you