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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - kcook - 02-22-2010
LMAO wth?
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jeff - 02-27-2010
At daves with MM.
Anne: I would get naked at a nudist colony.
Ryan: You would get naked in front of a bunch of old people but you won't blow me in the bathroom for some bruschetta?
Me: Wow, I finally get to use an iPhone, it's like losing your virginity.
Jake: (excited as can be) I know right!?!?!?!?!
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jake - 02-27-2010
Jeff Wrote:Me: Wow, I finally get to use an iPhone, it's like losing your virginity.
Jake: (excited as can be) I know right!?!?!?!?!
In my defense, I sold the damn things for two years. I'll tell you whatever you want to hear about how great and wonderful the Jesus Phone is.
Edit: and it took Jeff approximately thirty-seven minutes to type his post on my iPhone.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - CaptainHenreh - 02-28-2010
Jake Wrote:Jeff Wrote:Me: Wow, I finally get to use an iPhone, it's like losing your virginity.
Jake: (excited as can be) I know right!?!?!?!?!
In my defense, I sold the damn things for two years. I'll tell you whatever you want to hear about how great and wonderful the Jesus Phone is.
Edit: and it took Jeff approximately thirty-seven minutes to type his post on my iPhone.
Its true, he took fucking forEVER to post that damn thing, however another good quote for the ease of use of the iphone.
Ann: "Its like those Geico commercials, its easy enough for a Jeff to use."
Edit: this was posted by Julie because Rex feels the need to be logged into every computer he comes in contact with.
Edit2: Julie doesn't pay any attention to who is logged in.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - SlimKlim - 03-01-2010
Chris at E-hall discussing the options to replace his starter motor: "I've come to learn that if you ask an MMer if they know how to fix something and they pause for more than two seconds, it means "No, but I would LOVE to tear your car apart and see if I can figure it out.""
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - TorinoCobra070 - 03-01-2010
SlimKlim Wrote:Chris at E-hall discussing the options to replace his starter motor: "I've come to learn that if you ask an MMer if they know how to fix something and they pause for more than two seconds, it means "No, but I would LOVE to tear your car apart and see if I can figure it out.""
Sooo.... when are we ripping the Jeep apart? lol
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jake - 04-19-2010
Went to an autocross down in Norfolk with David and our buddy Will. A first-gen Taurus SHO was there punting cones, which led to many SHO-related jokes. They have continued on Facebook:
![[Image: SHO_Convo.png]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/icebook1/SHO_Convo.png)
Also went to the ODU car show on Saturday... sent a pic of the lone Supra that was there to Goodspeed. His response?
![[Image: GoodySMS.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/icebook1/GoodySMS.jpg)
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - G.Irish - 04-19-2010
^^^ Win ^^^
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - SlimKlim - 04-26-2010
I'm makin money bitches!! -Jake Thiewes, wasted at our end of the year party, stepping on change people were dropping, and putting in his pocket.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - V1GiLaNtE - 04-26-2010
^^^
![[Image: Family_Guy__Mort_Goldman_by_LeeRoberts.png]](http://th09.deviantart.net/fs8/150/i/2005/322/9/0/Family_Guy__Mort_Goldman_by_LeeRoberts.png)
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Ken - 04-26-2010
^lulz
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jake - 04-27-2010
I still dispute the claim of "wasted" - I was not vomiting and/or removing my clothing.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - SlimKlim - 04-27-2010
For clarification, the way we measure drunkeness at our parties, drunk is when you feel happy and fuzzy and inebriated. It can range from a slight buzz to speech slurring etc.
Wasted is defined by being particularly loud, rowdy, or doing things that one would most certainly not do whilst sober. *ie: chasing change around a party, removing one's clothing, or dancing on tables. (All of which happened Saturday)
Sloppy wasted or trashed is defined by vomiting, passing out, or needing to be taken care of.
This has been a Public Service Announcement of The Ken and Joey Weekly Pre-Game and Party Commission.
P.S. Thanks for the great season, tune back in next semester for new and exciting offerings from KJWPGPC. 8)
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - DavidM - 04-27-2010
You said wasted twice.....
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - SlimKlim - 04-27-2010
Quote:You said wasted twice.....
Wasted and sloppy wasted, two different levels.
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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Kaan - 06-07-2010
RJ asks me to be friends on facebook today....
me: are you on facebook to pick up chicks?
Ryan: no so i can pick up more dudes in spandex
me: that figures... you moved on from underage girls to men in tights...
As RJ Turns
Ryan: yup
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 06-15-2010
RJ: I would hit that even if she had herpes
--separate conversation--
RJ: rib fuck her
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Apoc - 06-15-2010
RJ: wow, dont ever google search for "rib fuck"
RJ: i cant unsee that
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - .RJ - 06-17-2010
Chris: have you seen the one with the chimp mouth fucking a frog?
Chris: at first I wanted to vomit
but then I lol'd
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Mike - 06-17-2010
i was unable to watch that... takes a different kind of person to not turn that off immediately.