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- Ryan T - 03-24-2009
While gettin our gmail chat on:
Dave: does the car have to run to be in the show?
Me: Hell no. Traila that bitch in!
Dave: I just might. It's not really purty right now.
- .RJ - 03-24-2009
Thayer: so what is the break-in period on the new engine?
RJ: i hope its less than the 50 miles it has on it
- .RJ - 04-01-2009
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seriously?
RJ: lol
you = pwnt
Andrew: haha
I don't know how they intend to pull this off
they're a necessity
RJ: today is ______
Andrew: ROFL
omg
I'm an idiot
RJ: yep
- .RJ - 04-02-2009
Andrew: Hodgson's a good looking man, though
- CaptainHenreh - 04-13-2009
RJ & talk Puppies and Pirates:
me: Three dead pirates. But how the hell does Obama get to take credit for it? This should have happened days ago, and now Obama is all like 'Yurp, I done did that!'
RJ: wait wait LOOK AT TEH PUPPAY!
me: no shit.
RJ: they put more thought into that fucking dog than their cabinet appointments.
I wonder if the dog owes taxes too?
me: I was taking a drink when you typed that. And now i have coke in my nose...
- BLINGMW - 05-13-2009
Brad: dear god, i need to learn BMW jargon
Channing: I don't see why you should
Channing: I'm sure you know more subaru jargon than I do
Channing: and all my MM friends throw around honda chassis and motor designations and I'm like STFU
Channing: nobody wants to hear that, they're all the same
Brad: lol...thats cause hondas suck
Channing: let me guess
Channing: 4 cyl
Channing: fwd?
Channing: yeah, I've seen that one
Channing: oh man, I'm gonna throw a b16f5av5 in my whatever
Channing: oh, really?
Channing: so it's still going to be a 4cyl fwd car right?
Channing: ok
Channing: that's WHAT I THOUGHT!
Brad: LOL
Brad: i should have bought that damn turbo kit for my bhadoerner398]7y3943walkha;lf
Channing: it doesn't fit the 329y2873hy2
Channing: only the 23108h23rfwef
Brad: damn it!!!
Channing: sorry man
Brad: im gonna put a 439ane-9734rjjaJJK: with NOS in it and win race warz next year
- G.Irish - 05-31-2009
After I told RJ that there is a site called Zootube on the internet, for...bestiality
RJ: *long pause* Sometimes I love the Internet, and sometimes the Internet goes too far
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - .RJ - 06-08-2009
Apoc: I mean what's the big deal about her having a dick if you're fucking the ass anyway?
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Andy - 06-08-2009
.RJ Wrote:Apoc: I mean what's the big deal about her having a dick if you're fucking the ass anyway?
Evan's sister?
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - .RJ - 07-10-2009
Evan: isnt that like me asking if you have ever fallen off your bike?
RJ: does the pope shit in the woods?
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Ryan T - 07-26-2009
Maeng: "Thayer can take care of himself, he's a member of the R.U.G." (Redneck Underground)
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jewels - 07-26-2009
While having breakfast this morning with .RJ and Rex at Dave and Lindsey's send off.
RJ: I need a man servant.
Julie: Did you really just say that?...
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Maengelito - 07-26-2009
Ryan T Wrote:Maeng: "Thayer can take care of himself, he's a member of the R.U.G." (Redneck Underground)
haha, someone was asking why you weren't at the table with other MMer's but I knew the you'd be okay with the RUG
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - G.Irish - 08-17-2009
I was talking with one of my female friends about how some people want to start riding a 1000 even when they've never ridden a bike before
Me: "They have no idea how fast a bike is. It's like, 'have you ever done a 10 second quarter mile?' "
Janelle: "Vin Diesel has."
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Ryan T - 10-02-2009
Was browsing through some old MM files tonight and found something that I believe Gerald wrote at some point, though it could use some exposure on MM:
Here's to you, Mr. Get-Your-Car-Ready-For-A-Track-Event-At-The-Last-Minute-Man. Lesser men would
postpone their track endeavors. Women deride your impossible folly. Most people would give up. But
not you, Mr. Get-Your-Car-Ready-For-A-Track-Event-At-The-Last-Minute-Man. Undeterred, you toil
ceaseless to get more boost, higher cornering speed, or to simply get your busted pile running at
marginal functionality to make it through the weekend. You possibly could have had your car ready
weeks ago, but that's about as much fun as a race that's won on the first lap. You understand what
drama is, you value true glory, and you Mr. Get-Your-Car-Ready-For-A-Track-Event-At-The-Last-Minute-Man, understand what true hero is. While few attempt to emulate your brilliance, you are an inspiration to all of us.
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - D_Eclipse9916 - 10-09-2009
White97DSM (Justin)
D Eclipse9818 (me)
[12:59] WhiTe97DSM: oh well
[12:59] WhiTe97DSM: if she drives a hyundai
[12:59] WhiTe97DSM: you know she puts out
[13:00] WhiTe97DSM: cause she already has low standards for vehicles
[13:00] D Eclipse9818: lol
[13:00] WhiTe97DSM: just think of her standards for havin sex
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jake - 11-03-2009
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Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - SlimKlim - 11-04-2009
^ I saw you had posted something and I was like "oh god, I bet it something I said" :mrgreen: :bootyshake:
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Jeff - 11-16-2009
Rex was showing me around their new house, we came to the computer room...
Me - So this is where the magic happens? The glass enclosed nerve center?
Rex - More like the glass enclosed nerd center.
I rofl about this every day at least 3 times :lol:
Re: Best MM Quotes of all time - Ryan T - 02-21-2010
monty (me)
stubbs (goodspeed)
montyp5000: there's my hot cousin
montyp5000: in the red
stubbs3k: good stalkin
montyp5000: lol, our other cousin (JT) is my fb buddy
stubbs3k: ah ok
stubbs3k: still, impressive
montyp5000: thanks buddy
montyp5000: i learned from you
stubbs3k: i wish I had a hot girl in my family, if for no other reason so that I could rest assured if I have a daughter she won't be ugly
montyp5000: dude, your mom was fuckin SMOKIN hot in her day I'm sure
montyp5000: shit I'd still prolly nail it
montyp5000: your kids will be hot
stubbs3k: ahhhhhhhh hate you
stubbs3k: they better be
stubbs3k: or in the basement they go