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- ViPER1313 - 03-20-2008
Don't worry about it if it isn't blinking. Or the car wont start.
Why won't my car start?
- CaptainHenreh - 04-08-2008
me: Anyway, go in there and tell Derek that his mom says your asshole tastes like strawberry champagne.
Andrew: lol I'll pass
me: aw, come on.
Andrew: you guys are talking about tasting my choco starfish I'm not gonna help that out!
me:
You are no fun.
- Ginger - 04-12-2008
RJ and I trying to keep up with Rex's two wheel (in)decision:
jester0097 (9:08:24 PM): :waffle:
Jazz0602 (9:08:26 PM): haha
Jazz0602 (9:08:34 PM): :pot:/:kettle:
Jazz0602 (9:08:39 PM): take your pic
Jazz0602 (9:08:41 PM): actually
Jazz0602 (9:08:45 PM): I'm probably the pot
Jazz0602 (9:08:47 PM): he's probably the kettle
jester0097 (9:08:50 PM): heh
jester0097 (9:08:51 PM): yup
Jazz0602 (9:08:53 PM): and you're so bad you're the goddamn stove
jester0097 (9:09:10 PM): :middlefinger:
- GLHgurl - 05-11-2008
Jeff and I discussing my class photo taken on a playground at the hospital
TurboOmni08: where was this?
TurboOmni08: the hospital?
GLHgurl: yeah
TurboOmni08: why is there a playground?
GLHgurl: so children can play
GLHgurl: What kind of a question is that?
TurboOmni08: lol
- Ginger - 08-12-2008
me: I'm going to go down and see about fixing my bike at lunch
Rex: ok
me: I'm just babbling
because I need a distraction
and you are available
sorry, dude
rex: brb
me: DAMNIT!
- G.Irish - 09-03-2008
me: gold > chrome
you should know this
Andrew: screw your universal gold occult!
Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)?
- Sijray21 - 09-03-2008
G.Irish Wrote:Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)?
no death by paper cuts option? :twisted:
- .RJ - 09-03-2008
G.Irish Wrote:Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)?
I dunno, what did they do to gingers in medieval times?
- ScottyB - 09-03-2008
G.Irish Wrote:Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)?
spraybomb him in UG and force him to windex all of MM's wheels.
- Apoc - 09-03-2008
Be strong Andrew, be strong.
That's right, I used his real name!
- Ginger - 09-03-2008
All worship the cr0m3 d0nk shoes!
- Ginger - 09-28-2008
me: I hate people.
I used to joke about it
like "heh, I hate going places with people"
but no
now I really do
Ryan: avoid clarendon
its douchebag epicenter
Ryan: and there is an apple store there
coincidence?
i thik not
- ViPER1313 - 02-12-2009
My roommate on my other roommate's busted Jetta:
...I'm completely convinced it would be reliable if you fed it a Jew every once in a while....
- Evan - 02-12-2009
I feel bad for laughing at that....
- vpfinnersw - 02-12-2009
ViPER1313 Wrote:My roommate on my other roommate's busted Jetta:
...I'm completely convinced it would be reliable if you fed it a Jew every once in a while....
wow....
hock: :lol:
for jetta's, it's once in a while....for corrado's it's everday
totally joking :roll:
- Apoc - 03-08-2009
Walking down 7th Street with RJ, when JayRay pulls up next to us in his truck...
JR: Hey, I know you.
RJ: I know you too.
JR: What the hell are you doing here?
RJ: Where are you going?
JR: What are you guys doing?
RJ: Chinatown is that way --->
I have a feeling you had to be there since it was completely random.
- Ginger - 03-08-2009
Apoc Wrote:Walking down 7th Street with RJ, when JayRay pulls up next to us in his truck...
JR: Hey, I know you.
RJ: I know you too.
JR: What the hell are you doing here?
RJ: Where are you going?
JR: What are you guys doing?
RJ: Chinatown is that way --->
I have a feeling you had to be there since it was completely random.
You sluts want a ride?
- Ryan T - 03-14-2009
While driving back from Charlottesville with Goodspeed in a Tribeca:
DG: Does this thing have heated seats?
RT: Yeah.
DG: Are they on?
RT: Yeah.
DG: Good, cause I thought I had accidently shit my pants there for a second.
- Maengelito - 03-20-2009
convo with Derecola on facebook about race and video games:
Brian
you should've seen how pissed Gerald was when I kicked his ass non-stop at Dave and Busters in Street Fighter 2
Chris
black people can't play fighting games
maybe nba jam
- G.Irish - 03-22-2009
Maeng, you keep talking that shit and I'm gonna dragon punch you in real life.
First of all, you only won decisively when we were playing at Dave's house on Sean's SFII arcade cabinet which incidentally had broken joystick that basically handed you victory. At D&B's it was merely even between me and you. I will gladly hadouken you into submission anytime, any place if you wish to back up this trash you've been talking since 2004.