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+--- Thread: Best MM Quotes of all time (/showthread.php?tid=1248)
- Ryan T - 04-24-2007
montyp5000: I have considered for the last year or so getting an MM tattoo
montyp5000: i've always wanted a tattoo
stubbs3k: *nice
stubbs3k: haha
montyp5000: just dunno where to get it at
stubbs3k: upper arm?
montyp5000: but I'm OCD for symmetry
montyp5000: so if I got it on one arm I'd have to get it on the other
stubbs3k: hahaha
stubbs3k: you could get the MM on one shoulder, the madison motorsports on the other haha
montyp5000: lol
montyp50: no
stubbs3k: get it on your knuckles so when you put your fists together it spells it
stubbs3k: lol
montyp5000: too bad i'd need 18 knuckles
montyp5000: hahaah
stubbs3k: true
stubbs3k: didn't think about that
- Jeff - 04-25-2007
TurboOmni08 (1:09:18 AM): why would you feel that you have the right to steal another person's property? Because they are rich and you are poor....f@#$ you, you worthless scum
TurboOmni08 (1:09:31 AM): it gets me down to think about crime...
stubbs3k (1:09:46 AM): oh yeah, f@#$ criminals
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stubbs3k (1:10:11 AM): haha i almost clicked it
TurboOmni08 (1:10:13 AM): LOL!
- Jeff - 04-29-2007
Drunk Sylvia - "I'm tired."
Drunk Anne - "You're not tired!"
Sylvia - "Right, I'm NOT tired."
- Jeff - 05-01-2007
TurboOmni08: its ballin...and RWD....and v8....and still gets 25mpg highway
CaptainHenreh: YAY For Hemi DILDOS!
TurboOmni08: hell yeah....yay for turbocharged mazda manwagons while we are at it
TurboOmni08: and CAR PAYMENTS FOR EVERYONE!
TurboOmni08: YAYAYAYAYA
CaptainHenreh: know how I know your gay?
TurboOmni08: I'm talking 2 u
CaptainHenreh: cuz your dick tastes like shit!
TurboOmni08: LOL
TurboOmni08: I <3 rex
- BLAIR - 05-02-2007
blair in his room drunk on the comp talking to people after banging n the locked broom door
shae comes into room a couple secs later
blair- yo werte you in the b room i need to pee
shae- yea man
blair- YO its smeels like shit in here.. you poop?
shae- NO
Blair.. then you duck smells like shit.. you FAG
shae....drunk cant say anything and spit his beer from laughing
FAGGGGGGG hahahaha
- JustinG - 05-03-2007
hhahah good times
- ViPER1313 - 05-03-2007
I don't remember anything after daves - good times
- G.Irish - 05-25-2007
Me, RJ, and Ginger talking about how useful it would be to know how to weld.
Me: Well, maybe you could weld your wife gifts
RJ: Hey baby, i welded you some new pots...so get back in the kitchen!
- JustinG - 08-16-2007
WhiTe97DSM (3:18:27 PM): you need some ass
stubbs3k (3:18:57 PM): that I do
stubbs3k (3:23:21 PM): oh, speaking of that, I just found that harrisonburg has a craigslist that is FULL of freshman girls and single moms looking for action
WhiTe97DSM (3:23:29 PM): hahaha
WhiTe97DSM (3:23:32 PM): you are pathetic
stubbs3k (3:23:40 PM): seriously....i went looking at cars and uhh....stumbled into the casual encounters section
- Goodspeed - 08-16-2007
![[Image: hide.gif]](http://supraforums.com/forum/images/smilies/hide.gif)
- Jeff - 08-23-2007
in regards to my decision not to dump $3000 on a Snap-On toolbox...
TurboOmni08 (12:16:52 AM): I said no to toolbox
CaptainHenreh (12:17:19 AM): cool.
TurboOmni08 (12:17:38 AM): the one I have is small but it works. I might upgrade the one I have
CaptainHenreh (12:18:04 AM): Right, but what about your toolbox?
TurboOmni08 (12:18:19 AM): lol...asshole
- Ryan T - 08-24-2007
Riding around in the truck with DJ, Justin and Goodspeed:
Ryan: Rape is such a harsh word
Goodspeed: Yeah I prefer to think of it as surprise sex.
- Ginger - 08-30-2007
RJ and I discussion Fueling Options:
RJ: I was thinking of using fuel injection, but I'd like to just get it running.
Andrew: Rex suggest Megasquirt?
RJ: Yeah... Rex would Megasquirt his toilet if he could.
- CaptainHenreh - 08-30-2007
Kaan: lol rex is trying to convince you to megasquirt your bike too huh?
RJ: Rex would megasquirt his toilet if he could.
Rex: Damn right I would. Auto lid rise, custom flush timing, tank level monitoring...the works.
Julie: your crazy ideas are becoming iMMfamous
So yeah, if anyone needs a batshit insane idea, just give me a ring, cuz I've got one for you.
- .RJ - 08-30-2007
Rex'sbadideasÔäó never fails to entertain!
- white_2kgt - 08-30-2007
CaptainHenreh Wrote:RJ: Rex would megasquirt his toilet if he could.
Rex: Damn right I would. Auto lid rise, custom flush timing, tank level monitoring...the works.
The crazy asians have already beat you to it...
![[Image: 640px-Wireless_toilet_control_panel_w._open_lid.jpg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Wireless_toilet_control_panel_w._open_lid.jpg/640px-Wireless_toilet_control_panel_w._open_lid.jpg)
Yes, that is a control panel for a terlit.
- WRXtranceformed - 08-30-2007
Ha ha ha... you can control water flow to your asshole! It's the SmarToilet 3000!
- white_2kgt - 08-30-2007
WRXtranceformed Wrote:Ha ha ha... you can control water flow to your asshole! It's the SmarToilet 3000!
and hot air, it has an ass dryer!!
- .RJ - 08-30-2007
wash and air dry your shitfactory? brilliant!
- ScottyB - 08-30-2007
.RJ Wrote:wash and air dry your shitfactory? brilliant!
haha....having not seen this i would still have bet money the Japanese would make something like this first