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- Jeff - 01-12-2007
Me- Does Nick like his ice-cream like he likes his women?
Anne- Chocolate?
Me- NoI was going for plain
Kid at the muffler shop ÔÇô That thing really got a turba?!
Me - yeah
Kid - Do you race it?!?
Me ÔÇô havenÔÇÖt yet
Kid ÔÇô Think it will take my Civic?
Me ÔÇô With 4 people and a dog riding along.
My Mom - Must you park that in front of our house? The neighbors are going to think we are letting a homeless Mexican park in our yard.
- .RJ - 01-17-2007
GVGuevara: damn
GVGuevara: binned it skydiving
jester0097: that would seriously suck
jester0097: there aint no slide or die
GVGuevara: no avoiding the hospital or coffin in that one
jester0097: for serious
GVGuevara: if ur chute deploys and u happen to hit a tree or stall u gonna be hurt bad
GVGuevara: anything worse and u dead as fucking fried chicken
- Ginger - 01-17-2007
J a z z 0 6 0 2 (12:52:32 AM): it's a nurturing hate
PGKelly4130 (12:52:40 AM): no, it's just a hateful hate
- Evan - 01-17-2007
Ryan: well, if you do the s-club [scca] school i'll crew for you
just bring a phone book so i can move your car around, otherwise i make no promises not to run into anything
- Goodspeed - 01-17-2007
Adam, on someone he works with: "He's not retarded...he's just a paranoid son of a bitch"
- Ryan T - 01-20-2007
HotShot112: how does maggie feel about the new love?
montyp5000: she said she's ok with it
montyp5000: "i'm used to him humping inanimate metal objects"
montyp5000: she says
HotShot112: LMAO!
- CaptainHenreh - 01-20-2007
CaptainHenreh: Your plugs get fouled, you get carbon buildup on your cyl head and pistons.
CaptainHenreh: It's just bad all around, all for a 'PSSSSH' sound.
CaptainHenreh: ooh!
CaptainHenreh: I spit my turbo rap, you best step back, betta shut yo trap, fo' I/ get up in you face, you say you wanna race but you can't keep the pace.
montyp5000: holy rex rap batman
CaptainHenreh: You say you want that turbo sound, but what you gonna do when everyone's around, you boggin down, off the line can't keep the time, I'm tellin you the troof, I ain't lyin'.
CaptainHenreh: You get your oil saturation, then your bearings give their emancipation, proclaimation, rod thru ya block, sure you ain't stock, but now you drop.
CaptainHenreh: Ok, I'll stop now.
montyp5000: i'm impressed
CaptainHenreh: :-D
montyp5000: you should do all explaining of automotive things on mm in rap form from now on
CaptainHenreh: LOL, I totally should.
CaptainHenreh: They call me the rap mechanic, my rhymes are manic,
CaptainHenreh: when I walk in the shop all the ladies panic.
montyp5000: hahaha
- HAULN-SS - 01-20-2007
zomg
- PGK - 01-21-2007
Andrew: I read the part with the pictures
- .RJ - 01-29-2007
Kaan: i've decided i'm not too brite
- white_2kgt - 01-29-2007
.RJ Wrote:Kaan: i've decided i'm not too brite
Is that how he spelt it or is that all you?
- .RJ - 01-29-2007
verbatim
- Kaan - 01-29-2007
hahaha... yup that would be me.
- white_2kgt - 01-29-2007
.RJ Wrote:verbatim
lol, makes it even better!
- PGK - 01-29-2007
RJ: You need to STRESSIFY what you're saying
- Apoc - 02-06-2007
Slighty paraphrased since it was a few days ago...
RJ: If I was unemployed for a month I would get a lot of shit done.
Me: What, like buying more busted shit?
RJ: Better than what Andrew does, which is sleep and masturbate.
Me: I'm going to have to go with Andrew on this one.
Andrew: Yeah, at least I have something to show for my efforts.
Me: So has it stopped being fun yet?
Andrew: No!
Me: I was talking to RJ.
Then we all proceed to laugh at the strength of Andrew's conviction for masturbation.
You probably had to be there but oh well.
- HAULN-SS - 02-06-2007
nah, it was pretty funny even as is
- ScottyB - 02-06-2007
HAULN-SS Wrote:nah, it was pretty funny even as is
i'm with Derek, that's hilarious
- .RJ - 02-07-2007
We're talking about why andrew thinks this: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mcy/274613232.html">http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ ... 13232.html</a><!-- m --> is a good idea...
Ginger: iwantit
iwantit
iwantit
iwantit
iwantit
iwantit
iwantit
iwantit
RJ: you're in the middle of a spaz attack
RJ: you're like matt's dog
Ginger: I totally am
Ginger: it looks like such a good idea!
RJ: instead of treats, its busted ass, incomplete crashed motorcycles
Ginger: a muthafuckin' 750!
RJ: "here andrew, good boy, want a VFR???!?!"
- Ginger - 02-07-2007
Dibs muthafuckas!