So.... 'splain somethin to me
#1
I saw this steaming heap of shit driving back from Beaverun.

There was a 5'3" asian kid driving, and he had a smokin hot blonde in the passenger seat. Most of us drive nice cars, we can drive well, and arent assholes. So what are we doing wrong? Wink

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I mean really, because anyone who drives something that hideous should never get any woman. Discuss.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#2
f'n the F... dont you understand... real drivers dont get shit... posers (aka summit drifters and bondo ricers) get all the ass cheeks they can pile into their f-ed up hatch and/or AE86
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#3
some of us do get lucky Wink

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white_2kgt Wrote:some of us do get lucky Wink

damn right 8)
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#5
white_2kgt Wrote:some of us do get lucky Wink

-c

some of us sometimes get lucky.
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#6
RJ, we can make a trade. You teach me how to drive on a road course. I'll tell you how to pick up road head.

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#7
fuck all y'all... notice the west va plates? it was prolly his cousin
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#8
God that thing is hideous. She doesn't care about the car that he drives, but because he has a good personality.

Too bad buying material objects can never land you a girl, you can have all the motorcycles and sport cars you want, but if you are quiet and introverted, its curtains. :roll: Cry Sad
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Feersty Wrote:Too bad buying material objects can never land you a girl

Not true. Can it land you a trustworthy, long term girl? No. Can it land you a hussie? Yes.
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#10
she's an android.
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#11
what a pile. RJ, did you "smoke 'em" with some Bizkit playin in the background?
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#12
my guess is it wasn't his, must have been friend, friend's g/f, or hostage
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#13
i vote that the blonde was actually a blow up doll!
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#14
dammit you should have gotten pics of the blonde
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#15
I tried but he wanted to str33t R4cE the m4d VtACK w1nG :thumbdown:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#16
well then you smoke 'im and then take the girl. duh!
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#17
I would have rather just kicked his ass, and then beaten him with his bondo-kit
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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Maengelito Wrote:fuck all y'all... notice the west va plates? it was prolly his cousin
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Feersty Wrote:if you are quiet and introverted, its curtains. :roll: Cry Sad
riiight.......




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JackoliciousLegs Wrote:
Feersty Wrote:if you are quiet and introverted, its curtains. :roll: Cry Sad
riiight.......




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That certainly looks quiet and introverted to me, doesn't it to everyone else.
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