CREDITZ!!! (ZOMG)
#1
Rex has credits for sale.

The usual price.

PM me if you're interested.
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#2
buy his crap!
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#3
how much is his usual price?
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#4
32 Credits (1 weekend) = $250.00 American, plus paypal charges if applicable.
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#5
4.5 weekends available.
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#6
for anyone even remotely possibly thinking about maybe getting on track, this is a fantastic way to do so. buy his credits
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#7
CaptainHenreh Wrote:32 Credits (1 weekend) = $250.00 American, plus paypal charges if applicable.

For the record, this is about $100 cheaper than what you would pay outright for HPDE. We work almost every event and have these credits saved up, so we have to start getting rid of them.
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#8
One weekend SOLD! since i can't freakin find my credit book lol.
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#9
Rex needs money like whoa, somebody buy credits.
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#10
I am a credits whoooooooooooooooore.
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#11
Still have teh credits.

Anyone? Anyone?
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#12
4 weekends available, better hurry if you want them for hyperfizzy.
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#13
I would just like to remind everyone once again, that if you need teh credits, Rex is your go-to guy.
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#14
I have one weekend of credits for sale.

The usual price: 250.00.

This is far and away the cheapest way to get on track, and I need teh moniez.

And once they're gone, they're gone, cuz I don't get 'em anymore.
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#15
These credits are still for sale! An incredible value, Rex's Worker Credits were harvested by many weekends of good old fashioned hard work, no fly-by-night chinese import credits here, no sir! (Not like those other guys.) No, just good old American Protestant Work Ethic.

Not only is this a huge discount over buying credits, but these credits are guaranteed to make you look younger, feel better about yourself, increase your driving ability and make you irresistible to members of the opposite sex! Guaranteed! You simply cannot miss out on this incredible deal!

Those other guys will sell you a bastard weekend from multiple manufacturers, with little experience in the art of credit generation and no quality control. Sure, you might save a couple greenbacks, but who can put a price on quality. Who's going to trust discount credits, who could let you down without warning with no manufacturer support.

These genuine Made-in-the-USA Rex's Worker credits are the ONLY choice for the freedom-loving American Patriot. Just listen to these testimonials!

Bootsy Collins Wrote:Rex's Worker credits are funky fresh and hip. All the hip cats buy them.

Patrick Henry Wrote:What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Are cheap credits so dear, or laziness so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me Rex's Genuine Worker Credits or give me death!

Bill Clinton Wrote:Sometimes when people are under stress, they hate to think, I know I do. But Rex made the choice of who's credits to buy easy! And he's right about the ladies, before I bought Rex's Worker Credits I couldn't get laid to save my life. But now, well...I don't have any recollection of last night, Senator. *wink*

Abraham Lincoln Wrote:I've purchased over four score weekends from Rex's Worker Credits, and decided one day to save a few dollars by buying a weekend of Booth's Discount Credits. Boy did I regret that! Don't make my mistake, buy only genuine Rex's Worker credits!

Sting Wrote:An uncle of mine emigrated to Canada and couldn't take his Rex's Worker Credits with him. When I found them in the attic, I'd found a friend for life.

Clay Aiken Wrote:Rex's Worker Credits are better than being fucked in the ass!

Margaret Thatcher Wrote:We had a strategic cache of Rex's Worker Credits on the Falkland Islands, you know, can never have too many credits for a rainy day! Well the next thing I know those Argentinian bastards were trying to replace our Rex's Credits with some bargain basement shit-credits that looked like they'd been pulled out of the Thames! Well I don't have to tell you, I didn't tolerate that bullshit! I *only* have genuine Rex's Worker Credits with my afternoon tea, thank you!

Don't be fooled by imitators! Buy Rex's Worker Credits!
Don't support communism! Buy Rex's Worker Credits!
Don't hate America! Buy Rex's Worker Credits!

"Rex's Worker Credits: Don't drive on Hitler's Credits!"
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#16
sorry dude, no-one cares about quality anymore. Sad I went with some Chinese credits that appear to be about the same but probably support terrorism and will expire in 5 days. And give me cancer.
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#17
Channing, why do you hate America?

But seriously, I'm tired of keeping track of these. If someone wants them I'll make them a deal.
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#18
200 bucks, but only because I've got something to buy.
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#19
spf.
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#20
50!
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