an interesting online conversation

[BLAIR]

Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Yo dude
yelloa3gti: whos this?
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: This is carlos I got ur aim skreenname frm club lexus
yelloa3gti: oh ok
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: ibecause I have a 94 lexus sc300
yelloa3gti: right on
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Wantd 2 ko a kouple thngz bout it
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Yea manzz
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: JU kno da toyota soarer
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: 5oon 2 be
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Wah size tire jU got on ur car
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Because I have a set or bbs rs2 wheelz
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: 18x8.5
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: N lukn for a nice fitment staggerd look and mayb wheel spacerr
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: All around
yelloa3gti: i have 10's all around.. it all depends on offset though.. i have plus 24 all around
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Wah do jU mean 10??
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: 10 mm wheel spacer??
yelloa3gti: 10 inch wide wheels
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo damnz
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Wah jU got 275z
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: In da bakk
yelloa3gti: naw.. 235 front 255 rear
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo k
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: wah size jU thnk hould b good on ma car
yelloa3gti: do you try to type all ghetto and retarded or does your computer just translate what you type to make you sound like a weirdo
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Lol
yelloa3gti: wah=what jU=you bakk=back lukn=looking and anything that ends in a S you change to a z...I think im getting it now
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Lol
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: It5 ma sk daz y
yelloa3gti: WHAT?
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: I mean my sidekick 3 auto textt
yelloa3gti: so it automatically makes your texts all wack like that?
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Lol
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Yeaa
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: I put it da5 why
yelloa3gti: you need to throw that shit away then
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Lol
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Yeaa
yelloa3gti: so you are working with like t9 word... but the ghetto wack ass version of t9 word
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Ware jU frmm
yelloa3gti: VA-MD
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Lol yeaa
yelloa3gti: ware jU frmm?
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo I'm frm nj
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Nj
yelloa3gti: do you have the blowout haircut.. like the gotti kids?
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Lol
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Noo
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Whatz ur nationality
yelloa3gti: white
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: K
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: I'm hizpanik
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Dominikan
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Wah performance part YoU have on ur car?
yelloa3gti: twin turbo supra motor
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Getrag 6 speed??
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Or r154?
yelloa3gti: r154... damn the trans codes cant be ghettofied
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo I herd da gear ratios are gay
yelloa3gti: naw.. i liek em
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Wh0 did ur swap?
yelloa3gti: i did
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: JU do em fo free
yelloa3gti: haha no way
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: How muchh???
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: I'm lukn foward to doin a swap
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: But thinkn bout a 1 jz
yelloa3gti: i just work on my own car.. no one elses
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: 1jz*
Ace 5hyNe uP 041: Oo well ju5t the swap YoU kould make $$$
yelloa3gti: i got a real job to make money.. with no time to work on my own cars

[ScottyB]

holy balls. i thought people actually talking like that was just a stupid internet joke or something. i have a headache.

Ace 5hyNe uP 041: JU kno da toyota soarer -- that's where i would have ended it.

[BLAIR]

I was trying to be nice.. they i decided to make fun of him..so i had alittle fun with it

BTW that his AIM name.. everyone hit this retard up :o

[Ryan T]

I would have such a headache if I had to read a really long convo like that.

[Andy]

Hilarity. So is there really a ghetto T9?

[Hunter]

Someone musta stolez ma skr33nName? It waznt mi thou, ibecause iz kooler than dat.


el oh el oh el oh el

[Chris]

haha what an idiot... I love how you responded to him... that made my day

[Goodspeed]

Man I hate stupid people who can't bother to type correctly. Just the other day I got this scam email in response to my craigslist ad for my bass guitar...

"when i was browsing, i saw your ad on craigslist. i will like to know if the item is still very much availiable for sales, get back to me the present conditions of the items.I will like to pay you via bank certified casher check cos am on trip to texas, so my personal asistant will do the whole payment stuff for me. Please i will need your full residential, office and phone numbers.Hoping to hear from you very soon. thanks "

[Hunter]

"when i was browsing, i saw your ad on craigslist. i will like to know if the item is still very much availiable for sales, get back to me the present conditions of the items.I will like to pay you via bank certified casher check cos am on trip to texas, so my personal asistant will do the whole payment stuff for me. Please i will need your full residential, office and phone numbers.Hoping to hear from you very soon. thanks "

Do you want my Social Security and credit card numbers too?

[JackdaMak]

dude that was awesome. I knew ppl that type crazy didn't have enough skills to learn to type that way all the time. Is that shit actually cool to some ppl?

[HAULN-SS]

goodspeed: what's the bass?