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#1
10-12-2007, 10:59 AM
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Have at it! :lol:
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#2
10-12-2007, 11:00 AM
Starting it off:

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"Bitch's pussy smelled like the Great Depression!"

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"Who wants to hear about my STD from the Silent Film Era???"



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Fuck your Desperate Housewives bitch, football's on TV!

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"This.... IS MY BOOMSTICK!!"

A big cockslap to whoever guesses the movie references =P
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#3
10-12-2007, 11:05 AM
A helpful guide to finding the G-Spot, Just follow these steps:

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#4
10-12-2007, 11:10 AM
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"DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!!"
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#5
10-12-2007, 11:21 AM
:applause:

well done! :lol:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#6
10-12-2007, 11:24 AM
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"shh.. just the tip..just the tip"
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#7
10-12-2007, 11:32 AM
CaptainHenreh Wrote:A helpful guide to finding the G-Spot, Just follow these steps:


Lol, THAT's going to be tough to beat... Nice job Rex.
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#8
10-12-2007, 11:37 AM
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"And never forget to cup the balls."

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#9
10-12-2007, 11:40 AM
Pork chop sandwiches!

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#10
10-12-2007, 11:46 AM
oh come on, this one is just too easy
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#11
10-12-2007, 11:48 AM
[Image: 38disregard.gif]
STOP RIGHT THERE!

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.................

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Do you see this sir?

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Shit.....

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THIS is a real gun.

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SHIT SHIT

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Now you have two choices....you can let me pass or....
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I put my fist in your ass. Which is it gonna be??

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Proceed sir!!!
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#12
10-12-2007, 12:05 PM
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So dude, what's you do this weekend?

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I had a threesome man... BOOYAH!!!


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Oh really?

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So there was this midget chick

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Yea?


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And she was giving me a rim job

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Yea?


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And I gave her the reverse donkey punch!

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That's my favorite too!

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So then I cup these balls...

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Wait, there was a guy there? You're gay dude.

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No no no! It was a threesome, it doesn't count!

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Well did you give him the happy ending too?

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Not so loud man! I love the Bee-Oh-Ex!

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#13
10-12-2007, 12:19 PM
I only know the air force signals.

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#14
10-12-2007, 12:20 PM
mrbaggio Wrote:I only know the air force signals.

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DING DING!!

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#15
10-12-2007, 12:30 PM
All hail, HB. That was hilarious
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#16
10-12-2007, 01:50 PM
C'MON LUCKY SEVEN!! POPPA NEEDS A NEW LASER SCOPE!!

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Dammit, snake eyes again!! Please don't tell my wife I spent all of her anniversary present money at the craps table!!!
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#17
10-12-2007, 02:09 PM
I believe the "this is my boomstick" line in Grandma's boy is actually a reference to army of darkness.

Bruce Campbell anyone?


edit: Who doesn't love cult classics?

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#18
10-12-2007, 02:21 PM
hahahaha....

this is fantastic

WRXtranceformed Wrote:[Image: 11stop.gif]
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!!"

:lol: dying

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it's the Claw! comin' at you!

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right up the ass of Timo. like this. (too soon again?)

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WOO WOOOO!
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#19
10-12-2007, 02:34 PM
Hunter Wins

And what's grandma's boy? That is totally a reference to Army of Darkness.
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#20
10-12-2007, 02:41 PM
You both get partial credit! First two were Grandma's Boy, the last one was Army of Darkness... one of my favorite cult classics! I was waiting to see if anyone got that one =P

If you don't know what Grandma's Boy is, you need to go rent it right away. Like tonight. One of the funniest movies evAr.
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