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Fun in the Park - The Old French Way
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#1
09-13-2007, 12:12 PM
RJ sent me this article... like, whoa.

Man Guillotines Self... dies.
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#2
09-13-2007, 12:29 PM
awww fuck it didn't decapitate him completely? that's uber gross to see a head just kinda hanging there as opposed to all the way off.
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#3
09-13-2007, 12:33 PM
Just so we're clear, that is not fun in the park. I was expecting public self-gratification. Sad
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#4
09-13-2007, 12:50 PM
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#5
09-13-2007, 12:55 PM
I'm not sure that guy had his head on straight.
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#6
09-13-2007, 12:56 PM
Now matter how sad or tragic it is.....thats kind of neat.
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#7
09-13-2007, 01:02 PM
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I'm not sure that guy had his head on straight.

Maybe he just wasnt cut out for the daily grind?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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09-13-2007, 01:03 PM
.RJ Wrote:Maybe he just wasnt cut out for the daily grind?
Well I know one thing, it's going to be much harder now for him to get ahead in life.
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09-13-2007, 01:16 PM
WRXtranceformed Wrote:it's going to be much harder now for him to get ahead in life.

Yep - no matter how you slice it.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#10
09-13-2007, 01:34 PM
While we're splitting hairs, at least we know the guy won't be getting any more headaches.
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#11
09-13-2007, 01:54 PM
Mike Wrote:awww fuck it didn't decapitate him completely? that's uber gross to see a head just kinda hanging there as opposed to all the way off.
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#12
09-13-2007, 01:58 PM
Someone needs to immortalize that guy in a Bobblehead!
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09-13-2007, 02:57 PM
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09-13-2007, 03:24 PM
JackoliciousLegs Wrote:tittywop

This is the best I could find

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09-13-2007, 03:31 PM
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09-13-2007, 03:46 PM
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