someone wanna calculate these odds?

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 05:25 PM

So, I was on the redline, about half drunk coming back from dinner on st. patricks day, and I see this fine-ass girl with a big freaking mace keychain. So I ask her what she thinks she'd do with that...in hindsight..probably a good way to get maced. She starts spilling her guts telling me her life story about how many times she's used it, or been "violated" or something...long story short..she "needs" the mace. So basically, we had about a 20 minute conversation and I look up and realize I'm at the metro center station...and we've been there like 10seconds already, so I gotta be getting the Eff off. I never got her name or anything..and kicked myself for it as soon as the doors shut. So, I get home..and an a whim I posted on craigslist in the missed connections section to the girl on the red line...and said to tell me what kind of shoes she was wearing so I know it was her...and I'll be fucking damned if I didnt get a response today. What are the odds a hot mace carrying girl checks craigslist for some random guy on the st. patricks day drunk-bus metro? I was pretty much amazed, and pissed I wasted my good luck on something like that instead of a lottery ticket.

WRXtranceformed · 03-19-2007, 05:29 PM

Lol I meT u on teh traen drunk n stuf I had teh red shoez on i reely liek u can we meet sumtime????

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 05:30 PM

haha

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 05:31 PM

nah..she was very specific...they were very odd shoes to be with with what she was wearing and i was paying attention...there's no way it's somebody random

**G.Irish** · 03-19-2007, 05:32 PM

Damn I'd say the odds are pretty low.

However, I'd also say to be careful she's not crazy, or at the very least get some mace of your own Tongue

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 05:35 PM

haha..good point - i never even thought that it doesnt have to be a random person to be crazy..she could be the real deal and crazy too..that would be ...bad odds..lol

WRXtranceformed · 03-19-2007, 05:41 PM

She's tainted goods dude. If she's crazy enough to tell you all the terrible stuff that's happened to her the second she meets you and hits you up right away on CL, she's probably stalker material. RUN AWAY!!! There are plenty of hot, low-baggage women out there Wink

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 05:48 PM

haha..that may be..im just more surprised that out of all the people on the metro on st. patricks day, and then all the people that probably post on CL, and all the people that read those posts...one actually made it to its intended recipient...thats all

Hunter · 03-19-2007, 05:53 PM

There's also the chance that shes not crazy... a slim chance but its still there.

Wear mace proof lab goggles if you meet her again.

Ginger · 03-19-2007, 05:54 PM

Hunter Wrote:There's also the chance that shes not crazy... a slim chance but its still there.

Wear mace proof lab goggles if you meet her again.

And if she doesn't walk away before saying hi... she is crazy.

But as long as you're at it, you might as well break out the Power Glove.

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 06:43 PM

haha...well, if I go missing for a few days..send out an APB..or not. we'll see how much you care.

CaptainHenreh · 03-19-2007, 06:46 PM

Go for it, man. You won't ever regret the girl you *did* go meet.

Hunter · 03-19-2007, 07:19 PM

I'm with rex... go for it. And if worse comes to worst, at least the crazy ones are good in bed.

Dave · 03-19-2007, 07:21 PM

CaptainHenreh Wrote:Go for it, man. You won't ever regret the girl you *did* go meet.

exactly. Just don't give her your phone number, address, or any other personal info until you no longer question her sanity.

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 07:24 PM

well, i think you've convinced me. we'll see if she emails me back a 2nd time. Still gotta get her number and convince her to actually go to dinner with me or get drinks or something. I'll let yall know how it turns out.

ScottyB · 03-19-2007, 07:25 PM

do it. at the very least, this will make for awesome bar conversation someday when you're chilling with your friends.

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 07:26 PM

haha..either that or they'll laugh hysterically at my for using CL to find a chick - see the first reply to this thread

ScottyB · 03-19-2007, 07:27 PM

HAULN-SS Wrote:haha..either that or they'll laugh hysterically at my for using CL to find a chick - see the first reply to this thread

that's my point. this can either end here and be a funny story or continue on and become legendary....or painful.

***ViPER1313*** · 03-19-2007, 07:36 PM

Im just wondering what happened to your wife....er girlfriend.....that you were seeing the entire time I knew you.

HAULN-SS · 03-19-2007, 07:37 PM

it would take me another 1900 posts to tell that whole story

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