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Apoc
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#1
01-25-2007, 11:21 AM
Not sure why I didn't think of this...

Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook

Unbuckle your seatbelt for this, the first-ever manual of sex positions for in-car entertainment! Fully illustrated and packed with helpful, practical, model-specific advice, this glove-compartment-sized guide contains everything readers need to rev up their sex drive!

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#2
01-25-2007, 11:26 AM
I actually was leafing through this the other day at B&N. Kind of a cool book, would make a good gift. They missed a good position or two though Tongue
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Andy
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#3
01-25-2007, 11:46 AM
G.Irish Wrote:I actually was leafing through this the other day at B&N. Kind of a cool book, would make a good gift. They missed a good position or two though Tongue

Jerking off with Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty aren't actually considered positions.
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BLINGMW
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#4
01-25-2007, 11:46 AM
heh, along those same lines, how about the Haynes Sex Manual! :lol:

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Nick325is
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#5
01-25-2007, 11:48 AM
I hope the Haynes Sex manual is better than the one they make for the e30.

Otherwise you can plan on alot of guess work and incorrect directions :lol:



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#6
01-25-2007, 11:49 AM
That cover is much better.
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01-25-2007, 01:30 PM
the haynes one has been around forever, you can buy it at MachV in Nova...

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