You Park Like an @$$h0le (.com)

[Apoc]

A bit of net evangelism never hurt anyone.

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Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole staus as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

+ two spots one car
+ ummm...a little too close
+ too far away from a driveway
+ too close to my drievway
+ over the painted lines
+ diagonal parking: cool car
+ diagonal parking: not so cool car
+ move up!
+ you're just an asshole parker

[Andy]

There's a few folks at my work whose car I'd like to put that on.

[Ryan T]

That's funny. There's another flier thing like that I have saved on my computer at school that I used to leave on people's car.

[ScottyB]

i keep a rack of flyers in my glove compartment, they have mickey mouse giving the finger and saying "maybe next time you should leave a f****** can opener so i can get out of my car, people like you should take the bus"

haven't had the balls to use it yet. if anyone wants it, i'll put it up on we-todd and post the link....its pretty funny.

[Ryan T]

^^That's the same ones I have on my comp Scotty, I've used them before.

[Evan]

reminds me of this:
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I wish I had something to put on their car then. (but a STD test would have been more appropriate)

[Apoc]

i keep a rack of flyers in my glove compartment, they have mickey mouse giving the finger and saying "maybe next time you should leave a f****** can opener so i can get out of my car, people like you should take the bus"

haven't had the balls to use it yet. if anyone wants it, i'll put it up on we-todd and post the link....its pretty funny.

I had those for awhile. I printed them on self-stick address labels and used to stick them to people's driver windows. Felt so good.

[Feersty]

Good find Chris. I have done pretty well, but still have a blemish or two that I have no idea how it got there.

[Jeff]

I sent these in, even though I didn't put one of the parking tickets on it I thought they would find it post worthy!

[ScottyB]

i've seen that mostrosity around campus in the past. i'd bet money it's a total waste, that thing's never seen more off roading than crawling over speed bumps.

[Feersty]

That B7 guy, didn't he graduate already? I swear he was there all four years I was there. What was funny was his truck parked near Duke Dog Alley and his girlfriend borrowing the car at the time. Her trying to get up into the driver's seat with pumps was laughable.