If you go or went to Radford be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

[Evan]

If you go or went to Radford be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

This evening after an unsuccessful attempt at eating a "Budget Gourmet" frozen dinner of unknown age, I decided I would head over to the local McD's for a hearty meal to whet my palette. Now Im no junk-food addict, but those new flatbread sandwiches are some damn good stuff.
After finishing my delightful lettuce and chicken goodness (and an imprompteu chocolate sundae, so maybe I am a junk food addict after all) I leave the warm glow of the golden arches and head out to my car. I casually notice that a couple of females on the other side of the parking lot walking from their civic towards a particularly mullet-riffic mustang. Even through imprecise long range radar it was apparent that these females were not worthy of a man such as The EvanÔäó so I paid them no mind, and watched them drive from a high-class Mcdonalds Rendezvous in the mustang off to a night of huffing pole and bending over the back seat.
I know what you are thinking, "get to the damn point, no-one cares about your adventures with mcdonalds and loose women" well ok then.
As I approached my car, I noticed the civic owned by the aforementioned promiscuous females was parked next to my miata. Very close. Very very effing close. The civic was parked in an end spot, and a very large one as end-row spots tend to be, yet the stupid cunt decided to park literally half way into my spot. So close, that a miata, the smallest car on the road, did not have room to open the door enough for me to get in the car. I had to get in through the passenger side and crawl over. The bovine friend of the civic driver however, decided a nice big door gash in my fender would be much smarter than crawling her fat ass out the other side, or even telling her friend to re-park the damn car. But I suppose I should show them some slack, mullet-lust was obviously clouding their judgement.

So I know what you are saying "what the hell does this have to do with Radford"
well my fine friend, the improperly piloted civic in question had a large "Radford University" sicker applied to the rear glass (crooked, I might add) so not only do Radford women live up to their promiscuous mullet-hunting reputation, but they cant drive a damn car either.

I just wish I had my camera.

[BLINGMW]

boohoo.... maybe if you didn't drive a Miata, you could have been scoring that hot action instead! :lol:

[ScottyB]

haha, i hate to laugh but that's kind of funny in a sick sort of way. sorry to hear about that though. people are f'ing worthless, i swear. i'm amazed you were able to contain yourself....if it was me, id be ordering a McPunchintheface for them, biggie size.

sorry to jack your thread, but on another note, my mom's A4 was the victim of another failure in life a few days ago. she was parked next to an explorer when she went into TJ Maxx. little did she know that when she'd come out, there was a gouge (not gouge as in key mark, gouge as in dented sheetmetal) from the rear driver's side door to the tail-light...and the explorer was gone, no note, number, anything. luckily some guy was smoking a cig outside and happened to see the explorer drive off, with an old lady at the wheel. nobody found that bitch, and now my mom has to put the car in the body shop for half the week with 1300 dollars in damage to be repaired (bend rear quarter panel back to normal, and paint it), thankfully insurance will cover most of it. the sad thing is, this is the second time this poor car has subjected to fairly substantial body damage, and every time it's happened, it's been when the car was parked, and somebody hit it while backing out of their spot. the other sad thing is that each time it's been hit, the person who hit it tried to run. the first time it happened my mom saw the person in the act as she was walking back to her car, so she flagged him down as he was driving past her.

sorry about the rant :evil:

[Mike]

you fuck up my car and i catch you, you get a body panel kicked in. simple as that. there is no excuse for being a fucktard.

[Dave]

you'd be lucky to get away with a simple dent in your car if I catch you dinging my car, even the red POS. If I ever found the fucker that keyed my IV 2 years ago, he would wish he was dead, I can guarantee that. I've also decided that if I found a door ding on my car, and could properly identify that it was the car next to me which left said mark, I would proptly pull my car out of the space, and do a running kick into the door panel of thier car, using the parking space I previously occupied. I'd also leave a note on thier windshield to watch how they open thier doors next time.

[ScottyB]

aight fellas i found it. print out about ten or twenty of these things, keep em in your glove compartment, and hand out at will.

[Maengelito]

if you hate dings, dont come to cville. i've gotten quite a few in the integra, and i havent even owned the STi for a year yet, but i've got i think 4 dings and a huge ass scratch on my rear left corner. :evil:

[Chris]

this topic is def. the subject of my pet peeve. man do I hate finding dings more than anything! :evil: I still am extremely cautious parking on campus and avoid parking next to other cars whenever possible. It's not that dings destroy the look of your car, but its something you notice EVERY time you get in or walk by. I'm printing out those signs, thanks Scott!

[Evan]

The ding was relatively minor, and since its the miata i really dont care too much. It was the parking job that really takes the cake.
I just was absolutely amazed at the fucktardedness of this stupid cunt.
What the fuck went through her head to make her think that was an acceptable parking job is beyond me. She was literally in my parking space and I couldnt even open my damn door. amazing.

[Mike]

I just printed off five copies, thanks Scott! Now I'm just gonna be looking for people to park just close enough to warrant one of these signs

Can anyone supply me a link to ricer tickets? I'd like to have a nice supply of both in my glovebox.

[JackoliciousLegs]

free fixer upper... courtesy of jack

[ScottyB]

werd to your mother

[Evan]

free fixer upper... courtesy of jack

typo
Shoule = Should

[Kaan]

you gotta love those radford slizzzuts! cant drive worth a lick... or pick a good school to go to for that matter!

[Ryan T]

A bunch of assholes in a van put a big dent in my brothers mkiii supra and it broke through the paint.

We saw them do it on our way out, and once we got in the car and got it started, their van got a nice hard hit in the door with this:

[ScottyB]

wow you know you're pissed when the tire iron comes out. i salute you

[Feersty]

A bunch of assholes in a van put a big dent in my brothers mkiii supra and it broke through the paint.

We saw them do it on our way out, and once we got in the car and got it started, their van got a nice hard hit in the door with this:

Once "they" got in the car?

[Ryan T]

A bunch of assholes in a van put a big dent in my brothers mkiii supra and it broke through the paint.

We saw them do it on our way out, and once we got in the car and got it started, their van got a nice hard hit in the door with this:

Once "they" got in the car?

No, they got out of the van and hit my bro's door. Then they went inside. We saw them do it, but there were like 7 of them, so we didn't say anything. We got in the supra, waited till they were inside the hotel then pulled out the tire-iron.

[Mike]

wow you know you're pissed when the tire iron comes out. i salute you

I've pulled it on people before :twisted:

[BLINGMW]

wow. :|