So last night at Allsports we shut down around 6PM because the guys from Tekademics had reserved the track. I don't know if y'all are familiar with these kids, but they're the ones that did the illegal street racing DVD and a few others. A bunch of rich kids who's mommy and daddy probably pay for everything. The normally lax Sun evening became a f'in ricer fest. Buncha street racing punks whining about having to wear a driving suit, complaining when I tried to tell them which kart they HAD to sit in. Some of these kids were actually decent indivuals, the organizer Giovanni was pretty cool as was one of the other organizers Fatih, but for the most part I would have rather shoved red hot pokers in my eyes than deal with these punks. They actually wanted to bring their cars out on the track and drive them. Francios said they were allowed to but one of us had to drive their car, and if we put it in a wall then we weren't responsible. Surprise surprise, none of them went for it.
Some of the extreme asshat comments of the night:
"Do I really gotta wear this driving suit"
"Hey do y'all ever put NOS on these things"
"Man this thing doesn't handle anything like my mustang"
and the winner of the "I'm a fucktard" award goes to
"Hey man do I really gotta wear this helmet, afterall I don't wear one when I'm racing on the street and that's a lot more dangerous than here"
"Man this thing doesn't handle anything like my mustang" is my favorite... douchebag
sounds like a barrel of laughs........i couldnt help but laugh in their faces i bet, the question is........did you? 
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Nah, first rule of retail, don't laugh at the customers in front of their face, wait till you're out of earshot and rip them to shreds with your co-workers.
Wow, I hope one of these guys gets a Darwin award one day.
G.Irish Wrote:Wow, I hope one of these guys gets a Darwin award one day. I just hope they dont take anyone else along with them.
*sigh*
I saw this one coming. These are the mischeif 3000 guys, and guys that like to post videos of themselves on the net racing through traffic.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
This scares me knowing kids are street racing even though they know its very dangerous....
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Matt, as a NASA official, maybe you can ask Chris and Unkefer why the head Tekademics Assclown Dado was signed off for Advanced HPDE3 on his very first HPDE day. ever.
He had previous HPDE experience with other groups. The guy in the black viper who received the same treatment I believe was at his first event ever...
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MichaelJComputer Wrote:He had previous HPDE experience with other groups. The guy in the black viper who received the same treatment I believe was at his first event ever... No he didnt. First drivers event. ever.
His own words.
Despite NASAs claims, it obviously places priority on the speed of the car, not the experience of the driver. fantastic.
what takes the cake, is that very same day, Unkefer gave us a speech about even when a student is naturally skilled, and driving great, that they need to have a certain minimum experience level before going to the next level.
nasa just pisses me off sometimes.
that sucks then! I'll probably get bumped back to group 1! 
:wink:
VERY interesting though. I did not know that. I guess I'm rather curious as well as to why he got the bump so quickly? If indeed this is true. Maybe they watched the videos and were so impressed with their police evasion and general disregard for human life? I know I was! 
When did Dido or whatever the hell say it was his first event ever? I've seen him say that he had done bondurant and some other school.
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
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MichaelJComputer Wrote:When did Dido or whatever the hell say it was his first event ever? I've seen him say that he had done bondurant and some other school.
i was in that classroom and although i cant specifically remember what he said, i think he did say something about doing other events. the viper guy had several events under his belt, just not nasa ones.
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MichaelJComputer Wrote:When did Dido or whatever the hell say it was his first event ever? I've seen him say that he had done bondurant and some other school.
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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
If he has done other events on track but not DEs then what the hell has he done? Me so confused!
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
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MichaelJComputer Wrote:If he has done other events on track but not DEs then what the hell has he done? Me so confused! He has his S license y0!
Thats worth at least an HPDE3 bump!!!11 duh!
Evan Wrote:He has his S license y0!
Thats worth at least an HPDE3 bump!!!11 duh!
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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
That was an amazing post RJ. "I promise you he volunteered this information..." Oh my, I may not stop laughing for a while.
If you want to see what other mischief (pun intended) the Teckedemics guys are up to:
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Please don't tell anyone my secret Jspek identity is dsm4life. People will make even more fun of me if they know I'm addicted to reading that forum.
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Sadly I know half the people in that thread... I didn't know they were so worthless.
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
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