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Ex- NASCAR Driver has Testicles Ripped off by Chimpanzees
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03-06-2005, 07:47 PM
After decades of ridicule in order to entertain human beings on TV and in commercials, chimps finally strike back.

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#2
03-07-2005, 12:30 AM
"Everybody was trying to get the chimp off"

no wonder!
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#3
03-07-2005, 01:21 PM
Heard about it on the radio this morning. Bit all of his fingers off apparently.
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03-07-2005, 01:58 PM
The chimp SEVERED HIS FOOT. Thats just bizzaro right there.
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03-07-2005, 02:35 PM
.RJ Wrote:The chimp SEVERED HIS FOOT. Thats just bizzaro right there.

they forgot to mention that in addition to accidentally letting him out of his cage, they also accidentally gave him a katana.
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#6
03-07-2005, 04:32 PM
BLINGMW Wrote:"Everybody was trying to get the chimp off"

no wonder!

Maybe the chimp was trying to get him off, and was just a little on the rough side.
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#7
03-07-2005, 04:32 PM
CaptainHenreh Wrote:
BLINGMW Wrote:"Everybody was trying to get the chimp off"

no wonder!

Maybe the chimp was trying to get him off, and was just a little on the rough side.

ouch.... bad high school memory Tongue
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#8
03-07-2005, 04:40 PM
Mike Wrote:ouch.... bad high school memory Tongue

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