12-16-2013, 11:09 AM
As some of you saw in the old thread, ol' "Battleship Cruiser" is no more. The E39 was a hell of a car, and we had a really good run with it, but some big ticket repairs were starting to stack up, and we had to choose between sinking money into it and still having a high mileage, no-warranty German V8 to deal with, or put the money towards a newer car that has modern features and gizmos, better mileage, and a full warranty for the foreseeable future. Powertrain runs out at 100k or in 2022, Bumper-to-Bumper runs out at 60k or in 2017.
Enter the 2012 "Snow White Pearl" Kia Optima SX (Turbo) with Premium and Technology packages. It weighs ~3300lbs and makes 274hp and 269ft-lbs, which it produces from 1750-4000rpms. The Premium package gives it a panoramic sunroof, keyless entry system, illuminated door sills, infinity sounds system (which kicks ass), power front seats, power folding mirrors, heated and cooled front seats, and heated rear seats. The Technology package adds the back-up camera, "Uvo" entertainment system with voice control, navigation, and SIRIUS traffic information.
The new MSRP is ~$34k, we picked this one up with 25k miles on the clock for ~$21k from a tiny little low-overhead wholesale lot down in Fredericksburg. They dealt primarily in $5-10k used cars and were trying to get rid of inventory to free up cash for new stuff in January. It started sleeting as we were doing the paperwork, so they totally half-assed the car prep and gave it to us with a filthy interior. She was all melancholy about abandoning her beloved 540i, so I went out on Sunday morning and scoured the inside from top to bottom to make it actually feel like a new car.
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Driving Impressions:
I'm shocked by how much I like to drive this thing. It will purr down the highway at 80mph, barely above a resting heart rate, silent as a bank vault, but if you prod the pedal it will slingshot you to whatever speed you desire. The absurdly wide torque band has a way of making the speed sneak up on you, it doesn't feel like you're even up to speed yet, but all of a sudden you're doubling the limit.
It handles surprisingly well for it's size, which is made possible by about a dozen stability and traction control systems. The steering is surprisingly responsive, and it will scrub speed pretty well when you realize you're doing 25 mph over the speed limit and see a trooper at the bottom of the hill. Some people complain the suspension is too stiff compared to the Sonata, but it's the perfect balance of comfy and sporty for us.
Future plans:
-Voice control, it don' work. You have to do something along the lines of setting up a voice profile, which I can't figure out how to do (it took me about an hour to change the outside temp from celsius to 'murican), and right now it doesn't understand anything we say.
-There's an occasional rattle from the subwoofer, I need to pop the cover off and see if it's just a piece of trash bouncing around, or if it's torn and I should take it in. it sounds great most of the time, so my guess is something is just a bit loose or trapped in there.
-"Kia"-com?: I want to see if there is a way to get the dealer software and go tweak some of the functionality. Like saving the mirror position with the memory presets, or getting rid of the stupid warning screen before the nav will pop up.
-Oil Change: I need to call a dealer and see if they were the last ones to do an oil change because the little counter in the instrument cluster isn't set up. If they don't know when it was I'll just do one this weekend for good measure.
-Polish: the paint is nearly perfect as it is, but once the weather warms up I'll throw a buffer on it and clean up some light spider webbing from automatic car washes, then get several coats of sealant on it to protect it from the stupid fucking crab apple tree above our driveway.
-Vinyl Wrap: she likes the "piano black" finish around the climate buttons and nav screen that comes on the '14s, I like the idea of blacking out the chrome trim that runs over the doors, so I can kill two birds with one stone if I order some gloss black 3M vinyl for it.
Future, Future plans:
-Rimz: We really don't like these wheels, maybe they'll grow on us. When the tires run out of tread we might pick up an aftermarket set, and she wants me to paint her brake calipers red or hot pink. :roll:
-Intake: The motor is practically dead silent which is nice most of the time, but it would also be nice to hear the turbo sucking all that air in. There's probably a baffle in the intake like the GTI that I can pluck out, which will help, then maybe an actual intake down the road for that deep wooshy sound, provided it won't void anything.
-Lights and electronic doodads: She really likes the LED running lights on the '14s, which can be added to the older cars without too much fuss, but she might lose interest in it once she gets used to not having it. An aftermarket company sells a module that makes the mirrors fold when the car is locked, and kia sells a remote starter for some models, not sure if we could get it for ours.
She seems as equally bummed out about getting rid of the 540i as she is excited about the new car. The thing I keep reminding her is we had a lot of great memories in and around that 5-series over the past 3 years, now we have a brand new car to fill up with brand new memories. :thumbup:
Enter the 2012 "Snow White Pearl" Kia Optima SX (Turbo) with Premium and Technology packages. It weighs ~3300lbs and makes 274hp and 269ft-lbs, which it produces from 1750-4000rpms. The Premium package gives it a panoramic sunroof, keyless entry system, illuminated door sills, infinity sounds system (which kicks ass), power front seats, power folding mirrors, heated and cooled front seats, and heated rear seats. The Technology package adds the back-up camera, "Uvo" entertainment system with voice control, navigation, and SIRIUS traffic information.
The new MSRP is ~$34k, we picked this one up with 25k miles on the clock for ~$21k from a tiny little low-overhead wholesale lot down in Fredericksburg. They dealt primarily in $5-10k used cars and were trying to get rid of inventory to free up cash for new stuff in January. It started sleeting as we were doing the paperwork, so they totally half-assed the car prep and gave it to us with a filthy interior. She was all melancholy about abandoning her beloved 540i, so I went out on Sunday morning and scoured the inside from top to bottom to make it actually feel like a new car.
![[Image: XkYbpwI.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/XkYbpwI.jpg)
![[Image: HaZ3WQZ.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/HaZ3WQZ.jpg)
![[Image: 6k4SBM1.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/6k4SBM1.jpg)
![[Image: VssK59u.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/VssK59u.jpg)
![[Image: OFysn6i.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/OFysn6i.jpg)
Driving Impressions:
I'm shocked by how much I like to drive this thing. It will purr down the highway at 80mph, barely above a resting heart rate, silent as a bank vault, but if you prod the pedal it will slingshot you to whatever speed you desire. The absurdly wide torque band has a way of making the speed sneak up on you, it doesn't feel like you're even up to speed yet, but all of a sudden you're doubling the limit.
It handles surprisingly well for it's size, which is made possible by about a dozen stability and traction control systems. The steering is surprisingly responsive, and it will scrub speed pretty well when you realize you're doing 25 mph over the speed limit and see a trooper at the bottom of the hill. Some people complain the suspension is too stiff compared to the Sonata, but it's the perfect balance of comfy and sporty for us.
Future plans:
-Voice control, it don' work. You have to do something along the lines of setting up a voice profile, which I can't figure out how to do (it took me about an hour to change the outside temp from celsius to 'murican), and right now it doesn't understand anything we say.
-There's an occasional rattle from the subwoofer, I need to pop the cover off and see if it's just a piece of trash bouncing around, or if it's torn and I should take it in. it sounds great most of the time, so my guess is something is just a bit loose or trapped in there.
-"Kia"-com?: I want to see if there is a way to get the dealer software and go tweak some of the functionality. Like saving the mirror position with the memory presets, or getting rid of the stupid warning screen before the nav will pop up.
-Oil Change: I need to call a dealer and see if they were the last ones to do an oil change because the little counter in the instrument cluster isn't set up. If they don't know when it was I'll just do one this weekend for good measure.
-Polish: the paint is nearly perfect as it is, but once the weather warms up I'll throw a buffer on it and clean up some light spider webbing from automatic car washes, then get several coats of sealant on it to protect it from the stupid fucking crab apple tree above our driveway.
-Vinyl Wrap: she likes the "piano black" finish around the climate buttons and nav screen that comes on the '14s, I like the idea of blacking out the chrome trim that runs over the doors, so I can kill two birds with one stone if I order some gloss black 3M vinyl for it.
Future, Future plans:
-Rimz: We really don't like these wheels, maybe they'll grow on us. When the tires run out of tread we might pick up an aftermarket set, and she wants me to paint her brake calipers red or hot pink. :roll:
-Intake: The motor is practically dead silent which is nice most of the time, but it would also be nice to hear the turbo sucking all that air in. There's probably a baffle in the intake like the GTI that I can pluck out, which will help, then maybe an actual intake down the road for that deep wooshy sound, provided it won't void anything.
-Lights and electronic doodads: She really likes the LED running lights on the '14s, which can be added to the older cars without too much fuss, but she might lose interest in it once she gets used to not having it. An aftermarket company sells a module that makes the mirrors fold when the car is locked, and kia sells a remote starter for some models, not sure if we could get it for ours.
She seems as equally bummed out about getting rid of the 540i as she is excited about the new car. The thing I keep reminding her is we had a lot of great memories in and around that 5-series over the past 3 years, now we have a brand new car to fill up with brand new memories. :thumbup:
Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan
Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S



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