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bwahahahhahaha

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HAHAHAHA
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john - you get a new bike, relax - if the only thing that kid was still worried about was getting a new bike for christmas he has another thing coming
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Confusedhock: lol!!
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Funny stuff...but it wasn't a GT500...it was a standard GT with a Cervinis body kit and some wheels and exhaust put together by the dealership.

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Goodspeed Wrote:Funny stuff...but it wasn't a GT500...it was a standard GT with a Cervinis body kit and some wheels and exhaust put together by the dealership.

Seriously, who cares?

:jerkoff: omg cervinis :jerkoff:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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HA! and not only does he not know how to drive stick, he also doesn't know where the brake and clutch pedals are located.

what a douche
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on a related note, Maeng almost hit my car that way back at our first track day Wink
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heh that made my day :lol:

It COULD have been funnier though... if like a roof beam peirced the windshield and driver. :twisted:
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haha, really? i dont remember that? didnt kaan hit you or gerald and a bear on the same weekend?
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Gerald and i tested the 5mph honda bumpers leavin the cookie pimps establishment. apparently Evan almost did the same to me leaving the stop sign at VIR earlier in the evening.
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haha...the windshield wipers turn on when it starts to move - i bet he thought that was a column shifter or something
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.RJ Wrote:
Goodspeed Wrote:Funny stuff...but it wasn't a GT500...it was a standard GT with a Cervinis body kit and some wheels and exhaust put together by the dealership.

Seriously, who cares?

:jerkoff: omg cervinis :jerkoff:

What? I was just making the point that it wasn't a new GT500
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.RJ Wrote:
Goodspeed Wrote:Funny stuff...but it wasn't a GT500...it was a standard GT with a Cervinis body kit and some wheels and exhaust put together by the dealership.

Seriously, who cares?

:jerkoff: omg cervinis :jerkoff:
:?: He was providing a useful fact, what is the problem? -10 cool points for you.
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-10 cool points for all of us still at work running out the clock :beer:
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-10 for me being at home early and still being on MM
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That kid needs to take this test -

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G.Irish Wrote::?: He was providing a useful fact, what is the problem?

:?:

Knowing what kind of bodykit is on a car from some asshats in a poorly shot interweb video is usefull information?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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.RJ Wrote:
G.Irish Wrote::?: He was providing a useful fact, what is the problem?

:?:

Knowing what kind of bodykit is on a car from some asshats in a poorly shot interweb video is usefull information?

Uhhh...I didn't know what it was from just looking at it, I read it from another forum where one of the guys who actually worked at the dealership posted specs of it and pics of it wrecked. I hope you can get all the sand out of your vagina now :roll: Why you have such a big problem with me simply stating that the car wasn't a GT500 but a GT with a body kit is beyond me
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Goodspeed Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:
G.Irish Wrote::?: He was providing a useful fact, what is the problem?

:?:

Knowing what kind of bodykit is on a car from some asshats in a poorly shot interweb video is usefull information?

Uhhh...I didn't know what it was from just looking at it, I read it from another forum where one of the guys who actually worked at the dealership posted specs of it and pics of it wrecked. I hope you can get all the sand out of your vagina now :roll: Why you have such a big problem with me simply stating that the car wasn't a GT500 but a GT with a body kit is beyond me

RJ is a ricer at heart, so he lashes out. Now if that had been a Universal Gold GT500 replica, his perpetual spasming would've prevented all attempts at posting.
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