SH*t that sucks - a comprehensive list

[.RJ]

30) Being unemployed.

Go get *a* job, *any* job until you find whatever it is you're looking for. Temp work, waiting tables, day laborer, whatever. Complaining about being unemployed doesnt get you anywhere....

GirlNumber#13324(6:56:19 PM): after hanging out with you i realized that i wasn't compatible with you.
GirlNumber#13324(6:56:46 PM): and i didnt want things to be "awkward" so I didn't persue a friendship with you because i didn't want you to confuse it as something else.

Are you going Emo on us?

[Evan]

Are you going Emo on us?

pity me!

[Ginger]

Who puts the word awkward in quotation marks? What's up with that? It's not a citation, and it's not made up, I don't get it. Things might get a little "awkward" if we're walking down the street and I lift up your skirt and stick it IDB - but that's only in quotations because awkward really isn't the best word for that situation.

I think Feersty would make a good Day Laborer... don't they hang out at the 7-11 by your house, RJ? Do you think he needs a resume' for that?

[Goodspeed]

I just got back from the doctors office today, got pricked by a needle for the 4th time in two weeks...and I hate needles, hospitals, anything medical in general.

Though I did get a physical, performed by a MILF. Yeah, she grabbed my junk.

[Maengelito]

GirlNumber#13324(6:56:19 PM): after hanging out with you i realized that i wasn't compatible with you.
GirlNumber#13324(6:56:46 PM): and i didnt want things to be "awkward" so I didn't persue a friendship with you because i didn't want you to confuse it as something else.

Are you going Emo on us?

i dont know what the stuff means in feersty's sig or avatar or location or anything like that about 90% of the time

[.RJ]

Yeah, she grabbed my junk.

Did she giggle and say "oh how cute" ?

[Goodspeed]

Yeah, she grabbed my junk.

Did she giggle and say "oh how cute" ?

No, she was in too much pain after I shot some in her eye

[.RJ]

No, she was in too much pain after I shot some in her eye

Wow thats worse than a 2-pump-chump if all she had to do was grab your jock.

I think you can get treatment for your "premature" problem....

[Dragon]

Yeah, she grabbed my junk.

Did she giggle and say "oh how cute" ?

No, she was in too much pain after I shot some in her eye

After only one grab, damn son, gonna have to work on that or else the most action you'll get is from the doc telling you to turn your head and cough.

[.RJ]

Double whammy!

[Maengelito]

Yeah, she grabbed my junk.

Did she giggle and say "oh how cute" ?

No, she was in too much pain after I shot some in her eye

haha, i thought you were engaged or married or something

[Goodspeed]

:oops: I expected no less from the MM lounge :lol:

[.RJ]

Please tip your waitress, we'll be here all week.

[Feersty]

Are you going Emo on us?

Just lots of free time, getting the temp stuff squared away tomorrow.

[Feersty]

GirlNumber#13324(6:56:19 PM): after hanging out with you i realized that i wasn't compatible with you.
GirlNumber#13324(6:56:46 PM): and i didnt want things to be "awkward" so I didn't persue a friendship with you because i didn't want you to confuse it as something else.

Are you going Emo on us?

i dont know what the stuff means in feersty's sig or avatar or location or anything like that about 90% of the time

Well I am sure you know the reason for the title?
I thing the location is self explanatory, and as far as the signature not many people here know me of my past girl experiences.

[.RJ]

I thing the location is self explanatory

Are you standing in the middle of a field somewhere?

and as far as the signature not many people here know me of my past girl experiences.

I wasnt aware that anyone asked.... I dont recall any of us posting up our less than satisfactory experiences with females on the interweb (unless they are Deaf) so it is a bit odd to put it in your sig, where everyone sees it with every post you make.

[Dragon]

I dont recall any of us posting up our less than satisfactory experiences with females on the interweb

*cough*
Katie
*cough*

*ducks*

[CaptainHenreh]

I thing the location is self explanatory

Are you standing in the middle of a field somewhere?

You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.

[Feersty]

I thing the location is self explanatory

Are you standing in the middle of a field somewhere?

Nope in a nice upper middle class development!

and as far as the signature not many people here know me of my past girl experiences.

I wasnt aware that anyone asked.... I dont recall any of us posting up our less than satisfactory experiences with females on the interweb (unless they are Deaf) so it is a bit odd to put it in your sig, where everyone sees it with every post you make.

I am changing it, can't stand the nitpicking. It was on a whim.

[.RJ]

*cough*
Katie
*cough*

*ducks*

I dont think I ever said anything about that on here....