so...henrico cops don't care
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apparently. Now they mave have been responding to something. But two cops already had their lights on a bit further down the highway for some guy who ran off the road on (off I should say) an exit ramp.

Well, I'm traveling down 295 towards my exit (same one the guy drove off) and I see a car pull onto the highway. I slow just in case, and no lights come on, I was doing about 80. So, I see the headlights speed up, and I cut intot eh same lane, cause i needed to start getting over, and I go back up to speed. And it was a cop. And he just drove by me. I looked down at my speedometer and it was reading 90. So, I just signaled into his lane and then was going 25 over, woo hoo henrico cops.

Then, his friend behind him just passed me while I was doing about 86.

I dunno where they were going. They hit my exit, turned right, and went straight through the first traffic light as I turned right at it.

Freaked me out for a second. But, it was funny.
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I had a good poop last night.
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Really? I had a fantastic one this morning... truly a "morning glory"
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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Very confusing Froede, why don't you try again?
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english owns!

what i understood: you are bragging about driving 85-90 with cops? umm congrats.
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You deserved to get pulled over.
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One time a friend of mine and I drove a Ford Festiva to the junkyard in February with no windshield. It was our field car, and it had lived a full and happy life chasing cows and being run into trees, flipped over, shot at (a. 300 Weatherby Mag will actually rock the car on its suspension) and was generally ready to die.

We got pulled over when a cop noticed we didn't have a windshield. We explained what we were doing (freezing our nuts off, for one) and he said that living our lives with that kind of stupidity was punishment enough and let us go.
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I topped 90 on the bike this morning, in front of an elementary school while running from the cops.

I'm a winnAr!
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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one time. at band camp. i...
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I did this around a cop car
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flicked him off.. pooped on his face... then banged his 9 year old daughter... and didn't get a ticket.



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Mike Wrote:english owns!

what i understood: you are bragging about driving 85-90 with cops? umm congrats.
it was late gimme a break. No, I wasn't bragging, I was just wondering why I wasn't pulled. I had no intention of going that fast, much less with a cop behind me.
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Feersty Wrote:Very confusing Froede, why don't you try again?
I re-read it. fixed one part, I noticed I used the word lights for everything that was, well, a light, without specifying.
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It's ok, I understood it. We should start marking threads according to reading level. For example, this one would have been a 6th grade reading level making it difficult for feerst :lol: j/k
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Ahem, someone needs to resize their avatar.
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It's long... not wide Smile
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but just as obnoxious.
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it's like my penis... that should be the new rule for avatars... NCA!! No Chodes Allowed!
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STI air splitters and cleared headlights for the win.
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Mike Wrote:but just as obnoxious.

Seriously, everyone else abides by the rules, there's no reason for you to have one twice as large. You can resize just like everyone else.
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That's why I shortened it about 10 minutes after your first post. Thanks Smile

For everyone that missed it... it was the same width... only about half the height of RJ's PBR icon.
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