WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today who is a "glamour expert" giving out tips on what to pack when you are "glamping" (I had to look up what this means). Here are some of the things he recommends you pack on your next trip:
- Banana Boat sunscreen
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint - You can go bright colors on the fingernails and sparkling color on the toes, or vice versa to jazz things up. Also if you go bright on the lipstick make sure to go neutral with your eye makeup. I was told there is no need to go "full facial" with makeup when you're glamping, unless you go out to a nice dinner
Make sure you all save some room in your packs!
Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint
what news do you listen to?! :lol:
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Jake Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today who is a "glamour expert" giving out tips on what to pack when you are "glamping" (I had to look up what this means). Here are some of the things he recommends you pack on your next trip:
- Banana Boat sunscreen
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint - You can go bright colors on the fingernails and sparkling color on the toes, or vice versa to jazz things up. Also if you go bright on the lipstick make sure to go neutral with your eye makeup. I was told there is no need to go "full facial" with makeup when you're glamping, unless you go out to a nice dinner
Make sure you all save some room in your packs!
Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
Haha that guy seems confused on multiple levels. I'm all about the glamping, but I might need your help with choosing the right nail color that goes with my skin tone, Jake.
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JPolen01 Wrote:Jake Wrote:Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
Haha that guy seems confused on multiple levels. I'm all about the glamping, but I might need your help with choosing the right nail color that goes with my skin tone, Jake.
I'm the wrong guy for that job but I'll pass your number on to some of my friends. They'll help figure out if you're more of a spring or an autumn.
Honey.
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Then:
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Side note to cosmetics: I have switched to using just Sun Bum sunscreen and that shit is 10x legit. I love it. Just sayin'.
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:Side note to cosmetics: I have switched to using just Sun Bum sunscreen and that shit is 10x legit. I love it. Just sayin'. Their cool down gel is hands down the best thing you can put on sunburn. We keep that on deck at all times.
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Jake Wrote:JPolen01 Wrote:Jake Wrote:Jon, take note for next year's Hyperfest Glamping Bonanza :mrgreen:
Haha that guy seems confused on multiple levels. I'm all about the glamping, but I might need your help with choosing the right nail color that goes with my skin tone, Jake.
I'm the wrong guy for that job but I'll pass your number on to some of my friends. They'll help figure out if you're more of a spring or an autumn.
Honey. :lol: I almost spit my drink laughing so hard at this reply.
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ScottyB Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:So they had a guy on the morning news today
- Rose water (to spritz on your face)
- Lip stick and nail paint
what news do you listen to?! :lol:
I'm guessing the bottle blonde suburban housewife version?
Arguably better than trump tweets tho.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
That's clearly what they put on the news in the Carolinas to keep people voting Republican.
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Apoc Wrote:That's clearly what they put on the news in the Carolinas to keep people voting Republican. The commercial directly following was a paid campaign by the Meck Police and some other organization to tell people that their cars are not boats. I shit you not. There was a jingle and everything, reminding me that my car is not a boat and I should turn around if I see high water.
I think the local news here is just geared toward simpletons
(from a registered Republican who voted Independent)
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But what if you had an Amphicar and your car was truly a boat? Don't tell me what I am and what I'm not, police department!
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'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan
Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
Did you just assume the functional identity of my vehicle?
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
We have commercials around here that remind people that a train will win 10/10 times against a car. I would love to meet that target audience of this ad.
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People say to me that a car being a boat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a marine mechanic install twin Mercury outboards, a bilge pump and a trolling motor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nautilus” and respect my right to enter floodwaters and create an excessive bow wake. If you can’t accept me you’re a amphiphobe and need to check your watercraft privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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ScottyB Wrote:People say to me that a car being a boat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a marine mechanic install twin Mercury outboards, a bilge pump and a trolling motor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nautilus” and respect my right to enter floodwaters and create an excessive bow wake. If you can’t accept me you’re a amphiphobe and need to check your watercraft privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I died
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JPolen01 Wrote:We have commercials around here that remind people that a train will win 10/10 times against a car. I would love to meet that target audience of this ad.
Probably people like this:
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ScottyB Wrote:People say to me that a car being a boat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a marine mechanic install twin Mercury outboards, a bilge pump and a trolling motor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nautilus” and respect my right to enter floodwaters and create an excessive bow wake. If you can’t accept me you’re a amphiphobe and need to check your watercraft privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I can't say I totally understand it, but you do you.
Just don't try to drop anchor next to me and we won't have any problems.
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan
Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
WRXtranceformed Wrote:JPolen01 Wrote:We have commercials around here that remind people that a train will win 10/10 times against a car. I would love to meet that target audience of this ad.
Probably people like this:
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.twincities.com/2017/06/28/hoping-for-youtube-fame-with-prank-minnesota-woman-apparently-shoots-boyfriend-to-death/">http://www.twincities.com/2017/06/28/ho ... -to-death/</a><!-- m --> Lulz. Saw that this morning. Unreal.
What's the record for thread derailment? Has it ever been done in only 1 page? This was pretty damn quick.
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Jake Wrote:I can't say I totally understand it, but you do you.
Just don't try to drop anchor next to me and we won't have any problems.
just shitposting an oldie but a goodie meme, in response to Chris's post. couldn't resist.
don't worry i have no intentions of personally becoming a watercraft
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ScottyB Wrote:Jake Wrote:I can't say I totally understand it, but you do you.
Just don't try to drop anchor next to me and we won't have any problems.
just shitposting an oldie but a goodie meme, in response to Chris's post. couldn't resist.
don't worry i have no intentions of personally becoming a watercraft We'd all support you if you did though
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Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan
Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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