So wife sends me a text. Grocery store has a 10 pound brisket half off. I tell her to buy it. Never done a brisket before, and the cost has always given me pause. I mean 60 dollars for a bigass piece of meat and fat is a lot of change to drop on an experiment.
But half that? Ok fine let's do this.
First I started here:
10 pounds of beef. Decided to kick it all off with a week's brining. 8L of water, 500g of salt, 500g of brown sugar. I trimmed some of the fat, gave the meat a cross hatch score, and shoved it all into my polycarbonate container. It was almost too much meat to fit (twss) but I jammed it in there good (twss). This hung out in the fridge looking like a prop out of a budget sci-fi flick. I think of everything, this worried me the most. A week is a long time, and I was afraid that some kind of bacteria or something would spoil my meat (even though that high-saline environment shouldn't permit such critters to live.)
Removed from the brine, it looked like this:
But it smelled really good actually. Like, you know, raw meat. I patted it dry and slathered it in some BBQ rub. Normally I make my own, easier to keep the sneaky gluten proteins out that way, but I hadn't really prepared for this, so I used an off the shelf rub. Judge me later. Properly rubbed down, I slung it in a vaccum bag and went to go cook it.
Goal was a minimum of 24 hours at 155 degrees F. That should give me a tender, fork-cuttable, but still coherent piece of meat. My normal sous vide vessel simply wasn't big enough for the brisket, so I had to use a cooler. That, however, forced me to leave the lid open and over the next 30 hours I lost a LOT of water to evaporation, about 4 liters over the total cooking time. I checked it and topped off the cooler about every 4 hours. Once cooking was finished (and I'd come back from being sunburnt and jumping off waterfalls) I pulled it out of the cooler. There was a large amount of rendered fat and fluid in the bag, so I nicked a corner of the bag and drained all that off, filling almost a gallon size freezer bag. I reserved about 1/4 of that for the glaze, and froze the rest. Might be good for thinning chili this winter. Then I pulled my slab of meat from the bag:
It was probably good enough to consume here, and if you were doing like, a pastrami or something I suspect this is where you'd want it. But I was doing BBQ. So using that 1/4 of reserved "juice" from the bag, I added a bunch of molasses, gave it a quick cook, and spread it over both sides of the brisket, following up with more rub. I did this twice, then put it in the oven for 2 hours at 275 degrees. Then I pulled it:
Yeah man. Looks perfect. You wouldn't know it hadn't come out of a smoker, tbh.
At least, not until you cut it open:
No smoke ring. You can get the same effect with curing salts, but it's (IMHO) purely cosmetic, and nitrates do increase your risk of intestinal cancer, so my wife tries to stay away from them if possible. Still, it was tender and very juicy, but I was still able to cut discrete slices, it didn't fall apart on me.
"Rex who gives a shit how good it looks, how's it TASTE?"
It tastes :thumbup: . Biggest "down" is that there's no smoke flavor. Smoke is a prereq for smoke flavor and I didn't have any. I could probably have used liquid smoke but wtf is that shit, and what I likely could have done is instead of finishing it in the oven for the "bark", was finished it on a charcoal grill with some wood chips. That would have likely imparted enough smokiness to be pleasant, but not overpower the flavor of the beef.
But the beef flavor is there, and how. The fat is delicious, maybe my favorite part of the whole gd thing, but the meat has a great texture and flavor also. It will stretch but not break held vertical, but basically melts into beefcandy when it hits your mouth (twss).
Anyway. 10/10, would do almost no work to have this again.