Diesel E. Vice President

CaptainHenreh · 04-19-2012, 02:42 PM

HELLO HUNAMS!

ME LLAMO DIESEL. HA! THAT IS 'MY NAME IS DIESEL' IN NOT-ENGLISH. MY NAME IN CANID IS 'WOOFWHINEBARKBARKGROWL', BUT YOU CALL ME DIESEL.

I AM SORRY FOR GRAMMAR, ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE.

THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE:
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SORRY FOR STUPID FUCKING EAR ALWAYS GET MESSED UP. ALSO SORRY FOR HATEFUL NOSE COLLAR MASTER PUTS ON ME NOW. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEFUUUUUULLLLL

BUT THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

I WOULD BE GREAT VICE PRESIDENT FOR MM. I HAVE NO JOB EXCEPT TO SHIT & PISS OUTSIDE AND CHASE BIRDS. LOVE CARS, THINGS THAT FLY ARE FOWL ABOMINATION BEFORE DOG. HA! GET IT? SHIT AND PISS OUTSIDE NOT TAKE TOO MUCH TIME, ESPECIALLY WHEN RAINING, SO LOTS OF TIME TO DEVOTE TO MM.

I THINK WE SHOULD DO MORE BIRD CHASING, MORE SOCIAL EVENTS. CHANCE TO SNIFF BUTTS, GET TO REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER. MAYBE WHEN DIESEL GET TO BE VP, HE FINALLY GET TO DRINK BEER WHILE WRENCHING AND BUTT SNIFFING.

I LOVE MM FOR MANY HUNAMS PETTING & SCRATCHING ME. NOT SO SURE ABOUT CAR RIDES, BUT IF WINDOW DOWN, CAN START TO SEE ATTRACTION. REALLY WANT TO SEE CLUB GROW. BIGGER CLUB = MORE PETTING AND SCRATCHING FOR DIESEL, MORE BUTTS TO SNIFF FOR EVERYONE.

DIESEL KNOW I VERY YOUNG AND NOT GREAT COMMUNICATOR. ALSO NOT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS, MASTER SAY THIS WHY I CAN NOT HAVE BEER. BUT THESE OPPORTUNITIES FOR GROWTH. BOTH FOR DIESEL AND HUNAMS IN MM.

VOTE FOR DIESEL.

premiershine9 · 04-19-2012, 02:43 PM

HAHHHAHAHHAAH YES!

Kaan · 04-19-2012, 02:48 PM

If you are elected I'll pour a beer in your bowl.

What plans do you have to increase recruitment? Butt sniffing will get you pretty far on frat row but what other suggestions do you have?

are you against getting "MM" shaved on your side so you can pimp out at the quad?

How do you intend to support the president? he can only scratch you so much before he's going to need some help too.

Kaan · 04-19-2012, 02:52 PM

also, please have rex teach you about caps lock.

CaptainHenreh · 04-19-2012, 02:53 PM

Kaan Wrote:What plans do you have to increase recruitment? Butt sniffing will get you pretty far on frat row but what other suggestions do you have?

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING:

BITCHES LOVE DIESEL. EVERYWHERE DIESEL GO, DIESEL RECRUIT. NO PROBLEM.

Kaan Wrote:are you against getting "MM" shaved on your side so you can pimp out at the quad?

HAIR NOT VERY LONG. IF MM SHAVED, PROBABLY JUST LOOK LIKE I HAVE MANGE. BETTER TO HAVE MM COLLAR NOT FACE COLLAR PLEASE ALPHA PLEASE AND THEN BITCHES THAT PET DIESEL SEE COLLAR. OR MAYBE KAAN BUY DIESEL MM THUNDERSHIRT? THAT ALSO WORK.

Kaan Wrote:How do you intend to support the president? he can only scratch you so much before he's going to need some help too.

DIESEL EXCELLENT CUDDLER. OFFER MUCH EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. ALSO, WILLING TO WEAR BACKPACK / PULL CART WITH FLYERS. EVEN THOUGH DIESEL NOT LIKE FLYING THINGS, ALPHA-MASTER TELL ME 'FLYERS' NOT FLY. SINCE ENGLISH SO CONFUSING I TRUST HIM...FOR NOW.

NTIman · 04-19-2012, 02:58 PM

Diesel,

My concern is that you may turn off others from riding along if you went first because the car may slide off track and get stuck and you might shit on the passenger seat. How do you plan to overcome this effect?

JPolen01 · 04-19-2012, 02:59 PM

This may be your best work yet Rex errr Diesel. Please mods leave this thread up forever. But seriously dog pulling cart with flyers is a good idea.

NTIman · 04-19-2012, 03:07 PM

This:

JPolen01 Wrote:But seriously dog pulling cart with flyers is a good idea.

CaptainHenreh · 04-19-2012, 03:11 PM

NTIman Wrote:Diesel,

My concern is that you may turn off others from riding along if you went first because the car may slide off track and get stuck and you might shit on the passenger seat. How do you plan to overcome this effect?

YOU TRYING TO SAY DIESEL NOT GOOD AT JOB? DIESEL'S ONLY JOB IS PISS AND SHIT OUTSIDE. DIESEL VERY GOOD AT JOB. ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE, THEY PART OF GIANT MEDIA CONSPIRACY TO DISCREDIT ME.

WHERE EVIDENCE? I SEE NO EVIDENCE OF SHIT IN CARS? DIESEL SAY THIS MAYBE STRATEGERY TO TAKE SPOTLIGHT AWAY FROM GREAT KICK IN PRIDEBALLS. DIESEL HAVE EXCELLENT CONTROL OF BUTTHOLE. ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE, IS SLANDER. THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU SCARED? WHAT HAPPEN? YOUR BUTTHOLE CLENCH UP! IS SAME WITH DOG. MIGHT FART IN PASSENGER SEAT, BUT FART OK.

ALL ACADEMIC ANYWAY SINCE DIESEL NOT GO ON TRACK. BE AT TRACK, SURE. SUPPORT CLUB ON TRACK, YES. BUT BE MORE LIKE THAYER. I DON'T HAVE THE OGGROPABLE THUMBS, AND 5 POINT HARNESSES NOT MADE FOR DOG ANYHOW.

Kaan · 04-19-2012, 03:16 PM

what about jeep seats in snow storms spinning around I-81? you sure you dont need a tarp?

CaptainHenreh · 04-19-2012, 03:20 PM

Kaan Wrote:what about jeep seats in snow storms spinning around I-81? you sure you dont need a tarp?

PROOF OF SHIT SEAT IN SAME PLACE AS CORPSE OF JIMMY HOFFA AND OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

FIRST ACT AS VICE PRESIDENT WILL BE TO HAVE BASELESS ALLEGIANCES AGAINST ME STRUCK FROM RECORD.

ALL TALK OF SHIT INSIDE CAR IRRELEPHANT ANYWAY.

NTIman · 04-19-2012, 03:32 PM

CaptainHenreh Wrote:
Kaan Wrote:what about jeep seats in snow storms spinning around I-81? you sure you dont need a tarp?

PROOF OF SHIT SEAT IN SAME PLACE AS CORPSE OF JIMMY HOFFA AND OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

FIRST ACT AS VICE PRESIDENT WILL BE TO HAVE BASELESS ALLEGIANCES AGAINST ME STRUCK FROM RECORD.

ALL TALK OF SHIT INSIDE CAR IRRELEPHANT ANYWAY.

You better start digging at Giants Stadium then, because I think we'd all like to see the long form feces certificate.

Also, you seem to love being in the garage... but only if someone else is in there. What if there is work to do in the garage but all of the back-scratching members are inside the house?

JPolen01 · 04-19-2012, 04:27 PM

Will you require an assistant to fill your water and food bowls as well as take you outside? Will we need to create a 5th position for Assistant to VP or is Rex staying on as your handler?

CaptainHenreh · 04-19-2012, 04:31 PM

JPolen01 Wrote:Will you require an assistant to fill your water and food bowls as well as take you outside? Will we need to create a 5th position for Assistant to VP or is Rex staying on as your handler?

ALPHA TAKES CARE OF MY PHYSICAL NEEDS, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
TAKING ME OUTSIDE TO SHIT AND PISS
FILLING WATER BOWL
FILLING FOOD BOWL
GIVING TREATS
THROWING TOYS
PLAYING TUG
THROWING TOYS
PLAYING TUG

IN RETURN, I SNUGGLE, DO TRICKS (I AM VERY GOOD AT HIGH-FIVE) AND SHOW MY THROAT AND BELLY TO LET ALPHA KNOW HE IS ALPHA.

NO NEED FOR TWO ALPHAS, DON'T WANT MY ALPHA TO HAVE TO FIGHT ANYONE IF HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

NTIman · 04-19-2012, 04:37 PM

CaptainHenreh Wrote:
JPolen01 Wrote:Will you require an assistant to fill your water and food bowls as well as take you outside? Will we need to create a 5th position for Assistant to VP or is Rex staying on as your handler?

THROWING TOYS
PLAYING TUG
THROWING TOYS
PLAYING TUG
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I can confirm this is true. More than 45 minutes of this the Saturday night of the last Verona autox did me in.

ScottyB · 04-19-2012, 05:36 PM

if elected, and if you participate in MM wrench days, will you find fetching tools a task inappropriate for a officer of your stature?

CaptainHenreh · 04-19-2012, 07:18 PM

ScottyB Wrote:if elected, and if you participate in MM wrench days, will you find fetching tools a task inappropriate for a officer of your stature?

FETCH? WHAT IS 'FETCH'?

WAIT, ALPHA MASTER USES THIS WORD. IT MEANS 'GO GET A THING SO WE CAN PLAY TUG'.

YES, OF COURSE I WILL STILL DO THIS. ARE YOU RETARDED? :evileye:

Tyler.M · 04-20-2012, 01:45 AM

I'm not sure about the whole snuggling and public urination/defecation is what we need in a vice president. I don't remember Cheney or Biden ever wanting to snuggle, though I'm pretty sure I saw Biden taking a dump on the front lawn of the white house once. I might be confusing the time/place/event/person with something else, though.

You should be MM mascot. Or MMascot. AWWWW YEAHHHH

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