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HAULN-SS
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#1
09-14-2010, 08:38 AM
1.) <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.recovery.gov/Transparency/RecipientReportedData/Pages/RecipientProjectSummary508.aspx?AwardIDSUR=12567&AwardType=Grants">http://www.recovery.gov/Transparency/RecipientReportedData/Pages/RecipientProjectSummary508.aspx?AwardIDSUR=12567&AwardType=Grants</a><!-- m -->

Dick washing. $800k. 5.25 jobs.
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#2
09-14-2010, 10:46 AM
HAULN-SS Wrote:1.) <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.recovery.gov/Transparency/RecipientReportedData/Pages/RecipientProjectSummary508.aspx?AwardIDSUR=12567&AwardType=Grants">http://www.recovery.gov/Transparency/RecipientReportedData/Pages/RecipientProjectSummary508.aspx?AwardIDSUR=12567&AwardType=Grants</a><!-- m -->

Dick washing. $800k. 5.25 jobs.

God.... the government is so stupid.
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Evan
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#3
09-14-2010, 10:53 AM
shit, if youre going to use taxpayer money to wash dicks, at least wash the dicks of Americans.....
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TorinoCobra070
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#4
09-14-2010, 10:55 AM
I am writing my state representatives to make sure I get some of this dick washing money! I will use it to buy one of those Axe ball cleaner things from TV.
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ScottyB
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#5
09-14-2010, 10:57 AM
as long as they don't forget to cup the balls...
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WRXtranceformed
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#6
09-14-2010, 12:01 PM
Great idea, let's put money toward washing African dicks instead of toward finding an actual cure for the disease. This should be merged with the Taxes thread.
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#7
09-14-2010, 12:13 PM
I wonder if it looks anything like this?

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HAULN-SS
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#8
09-14-2010, 12:45 PM
WRXtranceformed Wrote:Great idea, let's put money toward washing African dicks instead of toward finding an actual cure for the disease. This should be merged with the Taxes thread.


For some reason I couldnt find that this morning. I also wanted to merge it with the Shit that sucks thread, but it got baleeted
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#9
09-14-2010, 03:24 PM
i wonder if anyone gets shot in the eye with HIV-juice, thus infecting them, while washing the peni
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ScottyB
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#10
09-14-2010, 06:17 PM
Sijray21 Wrote:i wonder if anyone gets shot in the eye with HIV-juice, thus infecting them, while washing the peni

only you would ponder that Jay :lol:

would be a great conversation for parties:
"so how'd you get it? bad transfusion at a hospital?"
"shot in the eye with AIDS-juice when I was washin' dicks in Africa"
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