A blonde went to get her car fixed.....
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You
know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need
a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but
this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper
and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another
car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She
pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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#2
BBWWAAHAHAHHAHAH, THAT'S GREAT!

edited so you didn't re-quote his entire post
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I really hope that is just a joke and not a real event that you witnessed.
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#4
nah, in real life, a woman would have never noticed, would have never been under the hood, and would have no chance to lose the 710 cap. :wink: The visit to the shop would more likely be her getting her car towed there after running it completely out of 710. Saying the little genie lamp light come on a few days ago, but that she didn't know what that meant.

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#5
hahahaha the little genie lamp ha ha ha ha hoo thats a good one
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#6
Was she hot?
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Feersty Wrote:Was she hot?

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Feersty Wrote:Was she hot?


lol, hahaha, one track mind eh? Wink
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#10
OHHHHH so THAT'S what the little genie lamp means?!?!?!?! OH NO i should go fill my 710 immediately!
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#11
hahah genie lamp
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#12
haha great laugh everytime I read it Big Grin
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#13
thats pretty good... it reminds me I have to change my 710 soon
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